Abelardo | 154 Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 5 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DefaultGen | 5,436 Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 "Garcia, nobody can hire my feelings!". Last Alert is a treasure. One of many awkwardly delivered, awkwardly scripted lines in this game. And it's not like one weird line in the middle of a cut scene, they stopped the game for a second specifically so the protagonist can say this important line. "AHHHHH! Nothing is pointless! And the reason is... because I'm the President of the great United States of America!". I don't know how well this line stands on its own, but the protagonist of this game (the POTUS) constantly, ridiculously says "And the reason is... because I'm the President of the United States", so him saying it while jumping onto a Space Shuttle is the cherry on top of the perfect sundae that is Metal Wolf Chaos. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sumez | 2,995 Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 3 minutes ago, DefaultGen said: "AHHHHH! Nothing is pointless! And the reason is... because I'm the President of the great United States of America!". I don't know how well this line stands on its own, but the protagonist of this game (the POTUS) constantly, ridiculously says "And the reason is... because I'm the President of the United States", so him saying it while jumping onto a Space Shuttle is the cherry on top of the perfect sundae that is Metal Wolf Chaos. They shouldn't call it the White House, they should call it the "Fight House"! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sp1nz | 615 Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 (edited) I never really thought about favorites but here are a couple I have screenshotted. Philosophy deep cuts right there. Spoiler Shadow Warrior (2013) This game is a quote central. Spoiler Harvester (1996) Does a bear shit in the woods? Maybe, but he also kindly asks you not to. Spoiler Anodyne (2013) Edited May 26, 2021 by sp1nz 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PII | 1,898 Posted May 26, 2021 Author Share Posted May 26, 2021 27 minutes ago, sp1nz said: I think this is my favorite so far, lol. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red | 439 Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 Icicle Disaster! I think it's a silly name for an attack to begin with, but the voice over makes it even sillier. The idea of an "icicle disaster" always makes me think of this: 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robot_Ninjutsu | 122 Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 "What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse" - Castlevania 2 Choice selections from Shadow Warrior (the original) You are (as) weak as a baby fart, go live in fear. Look, you have a new friend! (after throwing a sticky bomb on an enemy) (These two used after killing an enemy with your sword) You('re) half the man you used to be! Oh, split personality! Be proud, Mr. Woo. (when you pick up a second Uzi) Who put these here!? Ow! (walking on Caltrops left on the floor) 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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PII | 1,898 Posted May 27, 2021 Author Share Posted May 27, 2021 1 hour ago, Red said: Icicle Disaster! I think it's a silly name for an attack to begin with, but the voice over makes it even sillier. The idea of an "icicle disaster" always makes me think of this: That guy's voice/phrasing is hilarious! 1 hour ago, Robot_Ninjutsu said: "What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse" - Castlevania 2 Best Serious Line So Far. @JamesRobot Jeez, what took you so long? Figured I'd get ten or twelve people pushin' that one right off! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdrunner | 422 Posted May 27, 2021 Share Posted May 27, 2021 "Ha HA ha ha-ha-ha-ha" - Kung Fu "Big money! Big prizes! Iiiiii love it!" - Smash TV "(your name here) has cholera" - Oregon Trail "What can I DO for you?" - Castlevania: Symphony of the Night "Then I must defeat you!" - Ninja Gaiden, Act 5. (A.k.a.: "Why oh why didn't I just turn left to Act 6?") 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docile tapeworm | 4,204 Posted May 27, 2021 Share Posted May 27, 2021 haha from kung funis nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docile tapeworm | 4,204 Posted May 27, 2021 Share Posted May 27, 2021 7 hours ago, JamesRobot said: gem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docile tapeworm | 4,204 Posted May 27, 2021 Share Posted May 27, 2021 "BOOM Shaka LAKaahhh!" 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docile tapeworm | 4,204 Posted May 27, 2021 Share Posted May 27, 2021 (edited) T.E. on genny. sorry super nintendont! Edited May 27, 2021 by docile tapeworm 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strange | 1,701 Posted May 27, 2021 Share Posted May 27, 2021 "They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard." - Fallout: New Vegas 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearcat-Doug | 5,105 Posted May 27, 2021 Share Posted May 27, 2021 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TDIRunner | 2,777 Posted May 27, 2021 Share Posted May 27, 2021 Jill Sandwich 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robot_Ninjutsu | 122 Posted May 27, 2021 Share Posted May 27, 2021 1 minute ago, TDIRunner said: Jill Sandwich 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH | 4,980 Posted May 27, 2021 Share Posted May 27, 2021 (edited) 14 hours ago, rdrunner said: "(your name here) has cholera" - Oregon Trail Let's not forget "You have died of dysentery" and the one joke that millions of kids simultaneously made with this game: Edited May 27, 2021 by RH 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammerfestus | 3,889 Posted May 27, 2021 Share Posted May 27, 2021 8 minutes ago, RH said: Let's not forget "You have died of dysentery" and the one joke that millions of kids simultaneously made with this game: Snakebite or gtfo 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkTone | 988 Posted May 27, 2021 Share Posted May 27, 2021 All your base are belong to us. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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