Daniel_Doyce | 475 Posted October 14, 2022 Share Posted October 14, 2022 Cigars and Wendy's is the solution to all your problems. 5 cigars + 1 double cheeseburger + 1 spicy chicken sandwich + 10 spicy nuggets = a day well lived 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Link | 2,715 Posted October 14, 2022 Share Posted October 14, 2022 9 hours ago, Dr. Morbis said: Yeah, this is how I feel. Come on guys - McDonalds?!? Are those joke votes? Cigarettes literally kill you. And people who smoke do it every day, many, many times. Has anyone ever in their life met a person who insists on eating McDonalds every day, never mind repeatedly on the same day? For this to even be a legit question the comparison would have to be re-enacting the movie "Supersize Me" versus being a regular smoker. Then maybe you'd have a fair comparison... What if we thought this thread was a joke, but then once we started reading the comments we realized that everyone was taking the question seriously? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammerfestus | 3,861 Posted October 14, 2022 Share Posted October 14, 2022 Nerds. Smoking makes you cool. 3 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenjikuronin | 1,738 Posted October 14, 2022 Share Posted October 14, 2022 I chose McDonalds, but really I would expand this to all processed meats. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phart010 | 1,708 Posted October 14, 2022 Author Share Posted October 14, 2022 7 hours ago, DoctorEncore said: Cigarettes are clearly worse. Not sure what spurred you to make this poll, but it's not even close. The doctor has spoken. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeldaFreak | 3,600 Events Team · Posted October 14, 2022 Share Posted October 14, 2022 6 hours ago, Tenjikuronin said: I chose McDonalds, but really I would expand this to all processed meats. You're insane 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Morbis | 2,091 Posted October 15, 2022 Share Posted October 15, 2022 9 hours ago, Link said: What if we thought this thread was a joke, but then once we started reading the comments we realized that everyone was taking the question seriously? Are you asking for a friend? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynda Monica | 350 Posted October 15, 2022 Share Posted October 15, 2022 In the ancient words of the Youtube comment section... 7 people are weirdly proud of being addicted to cigarettes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynda Monica | 350 Posted October 15, 2022 Share Posted October 15, 2022 9 hours ago, Link said: What if we thought this thread was a joke, but then once we started reading the comments we realized that everyone was taking the question seriously? Dumber questions have been asked online. We have no idea what's for real any more. Gotta say, I took it seriously. XD 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RegularGuyGamer | 2,014 Posted October 15, 2022 Share Posted October 15, 2022 Crazy to think you'll probably live longer as a fit smoker than chubby and lazy McDonald's eater. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenjikuronin | 1,738 Posted October 15, 2022 Share Posted October 15, 2022 6 hours ago, ZeldaFreak said: You're insane The World Health Organization has classified processed meats as a Group 1 carcinogen. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phart010 | 1,708 Posted October 15, 2022 Author Share Posted October 15, 2022 29 minutes ago, Tenjikuronin said: The World Health Organization has classified processed meats as a Group 1 carcinogen. They just want to stop us from eating meat so we’ll finally eat the bugs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenjikuronin | 1,738 Posted October 15, 2022 Share Posted October 15, 2022 1 minute ago, phart010 said: They just want to stop us from eating meat so we’ll finally eat the bugs But aren't bugs also meat?! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeldaFreak | 3,600 Events Team · Posted October 15, 2022 Share Posted October 15, 2022 51 minutes ago, Tenjikuronin said: The World Health Organization has classified processed meats as a Group 1 carcinogen. Plus, again, the whole addiction thing, you're a whole lot more likely to get addicted to smoking than eating McDonald's... ...I rest my case that you are indeed insane, haha 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fcgamer | 4,730 Posted October 15, 2022 Share Posted October 15, 2022 1 hour ago, ZeldaFreak said: Plus, again, the whole addiction thing, you're a whole lot more likely to get addicted to smoking than eating McDonald's... ...I rest my case that you are indeed insane, haha Idk guys, occassionally if I'm drinking and playing music I might bum a smoke, but it ends there. Never felt the addiction or urge of frequent use. With McDonald's though, if I don't eat it, I'm fine, but if I do grab a meal then suddenly I'll have cravings for it for the next several weeks. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estil | 1,265 Posted October 15, 2022 Share Posted October 15, 2022 (edited) 20 hours ago, Hammerfestus said: Nerds. Smoking makes you cool. No, it makes you look like an idiot. As Peggy Hill rightfully puts it, most smokers nowadays are just white trailer park trash! And as Morgan Freeman would put it in Lean on Me, smoking clogs up your lungs with carbon monoxide and icky black tar and other nasty chemicals...THAT MEANS YOU CAN HARDLY BREATHE!!!! Bottom line, as Bulletproof would say (sorry I can't find the PSA) you can have a good time without smoking or drinking. Alcohol and cigarettes are DRUGS. Say NO. Edited October 15, 2022 by Estil 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammerfestus | 3,861 Posted October 15, 2022 Share Posted October 15, 2022 2 hours ago, Estil said: No, it makes you look like an idiot. As Peggy Hill rightfully puts it, most smokers nowadays are just white trailer park trash! And as Morgan Freeman would put it in Lean on Me, smoking clogs up your lungs with carbon monoxide and icky black tar and other nasty chemicals...THAT MEANS YOU CAN HARDLY BREATHE!!!! Bottom line, as Bulletproof would say (sorry I can't find the PSA) you can have a good time without smoking or drinking. Alcohol and cigarettes are DRUGS. Say NO. Exactly what a square would say. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phart010 | 1,708 Posted October 15, 2022 Author Share Posted October 15, 2022 4 hours ago, Estil said: For God sakes Bobby, what nationality are you? Im American. Then why are you holding your cigarette like some kind of European Nazi in a movie LOL this one caught me off guard 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel_Doyce | 475 Posted October 15, 2022 Share Posted October 15, 2022 Processed meat is awesome. Any dressed animal is processed meat, of course, but the more curing, salt, and nitrates, the better. Flame broiled choad-cylinders of ground beef, medium rare ribeye steak, milk-fed baby veal brains, applewood smoked bacon, sausage, mortadella, liverwurst, capicolla, well-aged salamis, slow cooked brisket, ribs, roast goose, pate, duck terrine, chicken galantine, two Popeye's chicken sandwich, 6 McDoubles. So good. I think I may have to head out tonight for a nice Wendy's triple with two JBCs to wash it down with 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
final fight cd | 187 Posted October 15, 2022 Share Posted October 15, 2022 you can order just the beef patty from mcdonads. i don't think they are cooked with seed oils, either. id be willing to bet the beef isn't 100% grass finished, but beef, regardless of how it is raised, is a very nutritious, healthy meal. Beef is more than just protein. It is a superfood. no matter how you smoke something, you are destroying your body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gloves | 11,800 Administrator · Posted October 16, 2022 Share Posted October 16, 2022 1 hour ago, final fight cd said: you can order just the beef patty from mcdonads. i don't think they are cooked with seed oils, either. id be willing to bet the beef isn't 100% grass finished, but beef, regardless of how it is raised, is a very nutritious, healthy meal. Beef is more than just protein. It is a superfood. no matter how you smoke something, you are destroying your body. You can also go the other direction - my wife is vegetarian and gets big Mac with no meat. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearcat-Doug | 5,105 Posted October 16, 2022 Share Posted October 16, 2022 19 hours ago, phart010 said: They just want to stop us from eating meat so we’ll finally eat the bugs We all know what the real plan is here. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearcat-Doug | 5,105 Posted October 16, 2022 Share Posted October 16, 2022 On 10/14/2022 at 11:43 AM, Hammerfestus said: Nerds. Smoking makes you cool. A talking camel said so and that's good enough for me. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesRobot | 5,808 Events Team · Posted October 16, 2022 Share Posted October 16, 2022 Whelp, it's been nice knowing you guys. I smoked and ate McDonald's today. 1 4 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OptOut | 8,889 Posted October 16, 2022 Share Posted October 16, 2022 5 hours ago, Daniel_Doyce said: Flame broiled choad-cylinders of ground beef, medium rare ribeye steak, milk-fed baby veal brains, applewood smoked bacon, sausage, mortadella, liverwurst, capicolla, well-aged salamis, slow cooked brisket, ribs, roast goose, pate, duck terrine, chicken galantine, two Popeye's chicken sandwich, 6 McDoubles. Very good, sir. And what will we be having for dessert? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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