Hammerfestus

9 hours ago, JamesRobot said:

LMFAO.  I want to hear the story of how to get the house husband gig.  You're living the dream, man. 

 

I was a record/movie store bro.  But def frequented @Richardhead's lq. 

I used to be 'tarded but I'm a treasury banker now.

 

Oh yeah, my bad.  I get a little mixed up sometimes.  Can’t keep my Coloradites straight.

The house husband thing was just practical.  She made more $$ than me and was always going to because some of us were alcoholics and made poor decisions in college.  She made her poor decisions later when she got involved with me.  Though you can feel free to assume it was because of a giant Johnson.

1 hour ago, a3quit4s said:

Yoooo Amadeus is such a good movie! Evo is an odd game to have in the top 10 but I guess it just wasn’t my flavor of game. 

It was a childhood game for me so I’ve played a lot of it.  I kind of like grinding so that aspect was always fine with me.  I find the game really relaxing with great atmosphere.  Gets my imagination really going.

1 hour ago, Brickman said:

Great read Hammer.

I’m going to check out the Hunter book, read quite a bit of his but not that one. Hell’s Angels (and of course Fear and Lothing) have been my favourite.

Have you read any of Charles Bukowski’s books? I think you might like him, check out Post Office and Ham on Rye.

I liked Hell‘s Angels too.  Really can’t go wrong with anything he’s written.  His writing style was so engaging and his political insights were top notch.  It’s too bad he basically gets written off as drug guy because of Fear and Loathing.  Generation Swine is a compilation of short articles from throughout the 80s and does a great job sucking you in to the political culture from the era.  There’s a story in there about catching a fox on his farm and basically torturing it that he got in trouble for writing for obvious reasons — his response? It was an allegory about Pat Buchanan, duh  

Haven‘t read any Bukowski.  I really should one of these days.

Cool.  But I want that juicy stuff.  What are the top valued carts in Taiwan?  

Nah don’t run away you’ve got to double and triple down until you get banned.  That is the way.  That would be the most entertaining course of action to me.  Sega reference before you dip.  

That sounds sucky.  I had to have my first colonoscopy recently because of internal hemorrhoids and they something something polyps something something I got to take pictures home from in my butthole 

But…in the lead up I also found out I have some fatty liver and I’ll tell you what, with as much drinking as I’ve done over the years not having cirrhosis is a W.

Lol what?  Is there a Ted DiBiase Jr?  And why him?

21 minutes ago, Code Monkey said:

Why does this story require 2 separate threads? I didn't see that one.

Because it’s on dude’s blog.  I for one am highly anticipating the exciting conclusion to the butt rash saga.

Aww man.  It’s the only Zelda I do like. 

The only memorable flash game that comes to mind is Pico’s School.  So umm yeah.

Holy stream of consciousness Batman. 

There should be a charm for completing one of these sets.

Wowee.  I definitely cannot identify most of those games.  You are a friggin wild man.

1 hour ago, Mario_Friend1982 said:

But his games are not Video Game Master games.

But can’t you make it so?

Absolutely massive.  Do you include super Mario bros super show in your canon because I’m pretty sure your other list is missing Lyle Alzado.  And if you’re missing Lyle Alzado you’re probably also missing Sgt. Slaughter.  Or not any of that because these lists are huge. Just like…