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Featured Member 2023: Avatar

What originally brought you to NA/VGS? I purchased a game from someone from eBay, and they said "oh hey, I'm also on NA, come find me" and I did! I don't remember who that was, but I was super excited to find NA -- a community of diverse and fun nerdy gamers 🙂 Story behind your username and avatar? I was always a fan of the classic Ultima RPGs. In Ultima, the protagonist (player) is known as "the Avatar". So my avatar, is the Avatar -- and the image comes from the fabulous cover t

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Barbarian / M3gan / Terrifier 2

Barbarian (2022) A woman staying at an Airbnb discovers that the house she has rented is not what it seems. This is yet another movie where I absolutely do not want to say anything about the plot, because you want to know absolutely nothing going in.  Even that tagline up above is too much.  I should remove it. All I can say, is that this movie is creepy, tense, funny as hell, superbly acted, takes things in unexpected directions, and is overall a ton of fun. It is also

The Invisible Man / Malignant / Smile

The Invisible Man (2020) When Cecilia's abusive ex takes his own life and leaves her his fortune, she suspects his death was a hoax. Originally part of Universal's failed attempt to update all of their classic horror franchises and make it some sort of connected cinematic universe.  Thank God that didn't work out, because it meant this thing landed in Leigh Whannell's lap, and he took things in a decidedly different direction.  A much, much better direction. If you've seen t

Hereditary / Doctor Sleep / Midsommar

Hereditary (2018) A grieving family is haunted by tragic and disturbing occurrences. The first appearance from filmmaker Ari Aster. Do I think this is one of the greatest horror films of all time, like certain corners of the internet?  No.  Absolutely not. Do I think it's a hell of a good time, with a few key scenes that are effective as hell?  Damn straight.  I've already stated a dozen times that I like slow burns, and this is another one that crawls.  Just be wanred

Green Room / Get Out / IT

Green Room (2016) A punk rock band is forced to fight for survival after witnessing a murder at a neo-Nazi skinhead bar. A24's first appearance on the list.  What can I say?  They've put out a lot of good stuff, including a significant number of the best horror films of the last decade.  Some of the biggest names didn't make this list, but they were pretty close. This terrifying little number is probably the most difficult watch on this entire top 100.  Definitely not a movi

The Conjuring / The Babadook / It Follows

The Conjuring (2013) Paranormal investigators Ed and Lorraine Warren work to help a family terrorized by a dark presence in their farmhouse. The first James Wan movie to appear on the list, and the first of like a thousand movies in the greater "Conjuring universe."  Most of them tend to not be very good.  But they came from a solid foundation. I wouldn't say this movie brings a ton of new ideas to the table.  Even for a Wan movie - Insidious predates it by a few years.  Wha

Drag Me to Hell / I Saw the Devil / The Cabin in the Woods

Drag Me to Hell (2009) A loan officer who evicts an old woman from her home finds herself the recipient of a supernatural curse. Sam Raimi's triumphant return to horror. This movie is so much fun.  And so Raimi.  I can only imagine how many theatergoers went into the cinema thinking they were watching the next Saw or Hostel, and were just completely befuddled by what they were seeing.  In true Raimi fashion, physical comedy is once again the name of the day, almost making th

Trick 'r Treat / Let the Right One In / The House of the Devil

Trick 'r Treat (2007) Five interwoven stories that occur on Halloween. My favorite horror anthology film of all time.  This.  Not Black Sabbath, not the Creepshows, not Tales from the Darkside, not Cat's Eye, not Tales from the Hood, not V/H/S, not Three Extremes, not Trilogy of Terror, not Body Bags, not From a Whisper to a Scream, not The Monster Club, not Nightmares, not The ABCs of Death, not All Hallow's Eve, not Tales from the Crypt (the movie), not... well, you get the ide

Slither / Pan's Labyrinth / The Mist

Slither (2006) A small town is taken over by an alien plague, turning residents into zombies and all forms of mutant monsters. I cannot overstate how much I love this movie.  Between the stellar cast, led by an in-his-prime Nathan Fillion, playing a wonderful set of characters, with endlessly quotable and hilarious dialogue, and the huge number of incredibly disgusting scenes (which continuously top themselves)... like, I cannot speak enough superlatives about this movie.  It is

Featured Member October 2023: DefaultGen

What originally brought you to NA/VGS? I became a collector the day Nintendo announced the Wii Virtual Console and said old Nintendo games were going to be $5. Since the average unwanted physical Nintendo tape at the time was like $2, this was an outrage. This was before even Oblivion Horse Armor. The world placed zero value on digital goods. Shortly after I was bouncing between GameTZ and DigitPress hoarding up Nintendo games, and eventually NintendoAge. Every game I bought for less than $

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28 Days Later / Dawn of the Dead / The Descent

28 Days Later (2002) Four weeks after a mysterious, incurable virus spreads throughout the UK, a handful of survivors try to find sanctuary. Here it is.  The film that changed horror forever. Do I think that change was for the better?  Yes, yes I do.  Seems like a pretty open-and-shut case to me.  Things got real visceral, real fast after this, which is exactly the sort of shake-up the genre needed to keep things fresh. Nowadays, I think the film still stands strong.  C

American Psycho / Session 9 / Dog Soldiers

American Psycho (2000) A wealthy New York City investment banking executive, Patrick Bateman, hides his alternate psychopathic ego from his co-workers and friends as he delves deeper into his violent, hedonistic fantasies. I remember back in high school, I had a discussion with my mother about this movie.  Since we're both fans of horror, I was convinced she needed to watch it.  She had other ideas.  She had heard stories from her friends about how insanely messed up the book was

Ringu / The Sixth Sense / Audition

Ringu (1998) A reporter and her ex-husband investigate a cursed video tape that is rumored to kill the viewer seven days after watching it. I have to be honest, and admit that I was rather torn on whether to include the original Japanese movie, or the American release here.  That may be sacrilege to some corners of the horror community, but I don't care.  The remake brings a lot to the table, including a stellar job by Naomi Watts, and a few subtle changes that amp up the scares.

Event Horizon / Mimic / Deep Rising

Event Horizon (1997) A rescue crew is tasked with investigating the mysterious reappearance of a spaceship that had been lost for seven years. Hellraiser in space.  Did I make that up, or was that like a critic's quote used to promote the movie?  I don't remember, but it fits. Actually, lets call it Solaris, but stuff actually happens. Or how about Sunshine, before Sunshine was a thing. Whatever you want to call it, this is (yet another) movie I watched young (in t

Army of Darkness / In the Mouth of Madness / Seven

Army of Darkness (1992)   A sardonic hardware store clerk is accidentally transported to 1300 A.D., where he must retrieve the Necronomicon and battle an army of the dead so he can return home. I've bought this movie five times.  Initially, I got the director's cut as one of the very first DVDs I ever owned.  Then I got the edition that came bundled with the theatrical cut.  Then I bought the blu ray.  Then I bought the fancy Scream Factory version of the blu ray.  Then I bought t

Arachnophobia / The Silence of the Lambs / Dead Alive

Arachnophobia (1990) A new species of South American killer spider hitches a lift to a small California town in a coffin and starts to breed, leaving a trail of deaths that puzzle and terrify the young doctor newly arrived in town with his family. Did I mention that I had a fear of spiders growing up?  Because I still hate them.  Wouldn't touch one to save my life.  They're disgusting, they're all hair and legs and fangs, and they give me the willies.  Spiders suck. When I s

Hardware / Night of the Living Dead / Misery

Hardware (1990) The head of a cyborg reactivates, rebuilds itself, and goes on a violent rampage in a space marine's girlfriend's apartment. Hardware answers the age-old question:  what it would be like if Blade Runner was set entirely within someone's high-rise apartment?  Also, a killer robot slaughters everyone.  And there's also this extremely creepy neighbor who spies on the main character having sex and says some of the most disgusting shit this side of a porno fi

Pet Sematary / Tales from the Darkside / Jacob's Ladder

Pet Sematary (1989) After tragedy strikes, a grieving father discovers an ancient burial ground behind his home with the power to raise the dead. King superfan, remember? To be clear, I think there's room for improvement with cinematic Pet Sematary adaptations.  This movie is pretty damn good, but it can't hold a candle to the novel, arguably one of King's best novels (if not singular best), which is commonly cited as one of the scariest books ever written.  That's a tough a

Killer Klowns From Outer Space / Waxwork / Society

Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988) Aliens who look like clowns come from outer space and terrorize a small town. When I was a kid, we had cable, but none of the premium channels.  None that is, until the occasional free trial came around.  And every time we had a free trial for HBO, this movie would be on repeat.  And I would watch it every time. For those who haven't seen it, it's exactly what it says it is.  Killer aliens, that look like clowns, and kill people with pop

Dolls / Evil Dead II / The Lost Boys

Dolls (1987) A dysfunctional family of three stop by a mansion during a storm -- father, stepmother, and child. The child discovers that the elderly owners are magical toy makers and have a haunted collection of dolls. Stuart Gordon's second appearance on this list. If there's one thing I like almost as much as killer kid flicks, it's killer doll flicks.  Again, I don't know what that says about me, it's just the way it is.  I guess they're just inherently creepy, which taps

The Fly / Hellraiser/ Street Trash

The Fly (1986) A brilliant but eccentric scientist begins to transform into a giant man/fly hybrid after one of his experiments goes horribly wrong. David Cronenberg's third and final selection on this list. The greatest horror remake of all time?  That would be The Thing.  But The Fly is a not-too-distant second.  I love the original movie, but this one runs circles around it.  Jeff Goldblum is spectacular as the "Brundlefly", subverting the nature of the accident in the or

Re-Animator / Aliens / Night of the Creeps

Re-Animator (1985) After an odd new medical student arrives on campus, a dedicated local and his girlfriend become involved in bizarre experiments centering around the re-animation of dead tissue. Or as they put it in American Beauty... that movie where "the body is waIking around... carrying its own head, and then the head goes down on that babe." I mean, that's all you really need to know.  I don't even need to say anything else to justify this placement. Aliens (198

A Nightmare on Elm Street / Gremlins / Phenomena

A Nightmare on Elm Street (1985) Teenager Nancy Thompson must uncover the dark truth concealed by her parents after she and her friends become targets of the spirit of a serial killer with a bladed glove in their dreams, in which if they die, it kills them in real life. Take away the pop culture infamy, and millions of sequels, and what do you have?  Just Wes Craven's greatest movie, with one of the 1980's greatest horror villains. I mean, what an ingenious concept.  A horri

Something Wicked This Way Comes / The Thing / Body Double

Something Wicked This Way Comes (1983) In a small American town, a diabolical circus and its demonic proprietor prey on the townsfolk. The scariest Disney kids movie ever made?  Maybe.  It's this or Return to Oz, and that's some damn good company to keep.  Where else would the house of the mouse dare to show the main kid lead seeing visions of his own bloody decapitated head?  Nowhere, that's where... Also, it has Jason Robards AND Jonathon Pryce, at their best.  Can't beat

An American Werewolf in London / Poltergeist / Creepshow

An American Werewolf in London (1981) Two American college students on a walking tour of Britain are attacked by a werewolf that none of the locals will admit exists. The first appearance of John Landis on this list. This movie is fucking hilarious.  Don't get me wrong, it's a horror movie, and not a comedy that just happens to have horror elements in it (ie Ghostbusters, Shaun of the Dead, Zombieland, etc.).  But for a horror movies, it's fucking hilarious. I don't wan
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