SilverspoonGaming | 334 Posted May 17, 2021 Share Posted May 17, 2021 Zoop and Uniracers. I look at the front box art on each and am always disgusted, then look at the back and possibly read some of the text and think to myself, this has to be the worst game ever made. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed Rothchild | 9,584 Editorials Team · Posted May 17, 2021 Share Posted May 17, 2021 wut I have no idea. Maybe any given Wii shovelware title. Definitely not Uniracers. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammerfestus | 3,882 Posted May 17, 2021 Share Posted May 17, 2021 Journey 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed Rothchild | 9,584 Editorials Team · Posted May 17, 2021 Share Posted May 17, 2021 7 minutes ago, Hammerfestus said: Journey 1 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nrslam | 477 Posted May 17, 2021 Share Posted May 17, 2021 Cooking Mama. Or is that, literally, about cooking your mother? Really, l have no idea. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fox | 1,673 Posted May 17, 2021 Share Posted May 17, 2021 Animal Crossing 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robot_Ninjutsu | 122 Posted May 17, 2021 Share Posted May 17, 2021 I'm probably going to get a ton of hate for this: 4 1 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AstralSoul | 502 Posted May 17, 2021 Share Posted May 17, 2021 The Guy Game. I mean I get it was targeted at horny teenage boys that wanted to see boobies, but come on. And look at the guy on the cover art. If that isn't the most punchable face on any video game cover art I don't know what is. Also, fun fact, apparently one of the girls in the was "unknowingly" underage at the time of the making of the game and now the game is "banned"/"illegal" and therefore has skyrocketed in price in the last two years or so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tanooki | 4,952 Posted May 17, 2021 Share Posted May 17, 2021 I'll probably catch it for this if a fan is here, but Undertale. Why does this even exist? Might as well call it Pandertale. I know what it is, I've looked at videos, read up, and I don't get why this is liked at all. You have your wannabe yet again 'retro cool' style looking game in the usual 8/16bit style, but despite it being this RPG JRPG homage instead for combat you get these utterly shitty sequences. It could be a rhythm heaven style picky as hell timing racket, or you could end up with some 2bit pongy looking bullet hell crap. Why do people like this crap? It just seems to pander to the me-too cliquy trolls who suck off specific genres, not because the actual game has a great story or is really worth while. It's like cool for taking niche styles of other games and using that for combat which should likely turn most people off who don't like this stuff. I've watched and listened to plenty, and that's about the conclusion I got...never will buy this, probably wouldn't even play it if it were gifted. I hate timing games with a passion, bullet hell makes me want to throw a controller since it too is a memory match game as well, among other tropes it humps as well. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peg | 372 Posted May 17, 2021 Share Posted May 17, 2021 Pretty much everything released in the last 10 years. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elprincipe | 142 Posted May 17, 2021 Share Posted May 17, 2021 Uniracers is one of my favorite SNES games and Zoop isn't bad either, actually. Anyway I'll definitely agree on Pokemon. And to keep it controversial: Conker's Bad Fur Day. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagusSmurf | 577 Posted May 17, 2021 Share Posted May 17, 2021 (edited) I don't think the appeal behind Undertale's combat is that hard to grasp? It takes the timed hit stuff from games like Super Mario RPG and makes them more involved by taking some inspiration from shmups. Never played a bullet hell but I thought it was pretty fun, way moreso than most JRPG combat systems from the 8/16-bit era, and generally not that hard. But yeah, you should probably stay away if you can't handle that kind of gameplay at all. And while not everyone's gonna enjoy the characters and story (there's a very particular tone and appeal it's going for), I think those are ultimately more responsible for its fanbase than the actual bullet hell-ish gameplay. Music is good too. Edited May 17, 2021 by MagusSmurf 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverspoonGaming | 334 Posted May 18, 2021 Author Share Posted May 18, 2021 11 hours ago, AstralSoul said: The Guy Game. I mean I get it was targeted at horny teenage boys that wanted to see boobies, but come on. And look at the guy on the cover art. If that isn't the most punchable face on any video game cover art I don't know what is. Also, fun fact, apparently one of the girls in the was "unknowingly" underage at the time of the making of the game and now the game is "banned"/"illegal" and therefore has skyrocketed in price in the last two years or so. I have played this a few times, and cant for the life of me find any codes or save files to just skip the game and see the boobs. I cant stand to play it for long enough to see very many. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverspoonGaming | 334 Posted May 18, 2021 Author Share Posted May 18, 2021 6 hours ago, elprincipe said: Uniracers is one of my favorite SNES games and Zoop isn't bad either, actually. Anyway I'll definitely agree on Pokemon. And to keep it controversial: Conker's Bad Fur Day. Conkers is one that I shy away from every time even thought it looks pretty funny. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DefaultGen | 5,433 Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 I think you can go to limitedrungames.com on any given day and see a game like this. The game that definitely takes the cake right now is going to be the Game Boy port of Metal Masters. Just... what??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhyNotZoidberg | 586 Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 (edited) When I read the title, I knew I was going to mention a tv or movie license game. But if you think about it, even a game about Wayne's World makes _some_ sense if you go from the movies, since Wayne and Garth actually do have some obstacles to overcome. It's not much but it's there. So I have to declare Home Improvement on SNES the most useless game ever. I never cared for the show, never cared for anything starring Tim Allen and I sure as hell would not care to play a 16bit console game about a sitcom. Edited May 18, 2021 by WhyNotZoidberg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesRobot | 5,827 Events Team · Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 On 5/16/2021 at 11:02 PM, Robot_Ninjutsu said: I'm probably going to get a ton of hate for this: I'm in the same boat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sumer | 221 Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 3 minutes ago, JamesRobot said: I'm in the same boat. As am I. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robot_Ninjutsu | 122 Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 6 hours ago, WhyNotZoidberg said: So I have to declare Home Improvement on SNES the most useless game ever. I never cared for the show, never cared for anything starring Tim Allen and I sure as hell would not care to play a 16bit console game about a sitcom. A C-grade publisher, *and* based on a sitcom? This game had ZERO chance of being good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ookii_risu | 206 Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 I've watched people suffer through it... Ghostbusters for NES. Complete and utter shit... no way I'd play it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ookii_risu | 206 Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 On 5/17/2021 at 8:33 AM, AstralSoul said: The Guy Game. I mean I get it was targeted at horny teenage boys that wanted to see boobies, but come on. And look at the guy on the cover art. If that isn't the most punchable face on any video game cover art I don't know what is. Also, fun fact, apparently one of the girls in the was "unknowingly" underage at the time of the making of the game and now the game is "banned"/"illegal" and therefore has skyrocketed in price in the last two years or so. What is happening with that guy's mouth? Is that his tongue? Douchebag central. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robot_Ninjutsu | 122 Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 It's called "The Guy Game", and you have six bikini-clad women on the cover, there is no reason for the Duke of Douchebury to even be there. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj_robot | 546 Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 Why? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammerfestus | 3,882 Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 2 hours ago, ookii_risu said: I've watched people suffer through it... Ghostbusters for NES. Complete and utter shit... no way I'd play it. Aww it’s not that bad. And it had the Ghostbusters so that was pretty awesome. If it weren’t for those dang stairs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverspoonGaming | 334 Posted May 18, 2021 Author Share Posted May 18, 2021 1 hour ago, cj_robot said: Why? Because Motion Controllers. Duh! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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