ThePhleo | 2,273 Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 Sage has (or maybe even IS) a beard. Sage wears a purple cloak. Sage is magical and wise. Just saying, if I don’t see sage wearing red from Nov. 27 - December 25 there will be problems. ...I’ll inject this site with some HTML hax and I’ll get all your JavaScripts. @Gloves @CasualCart and you too @OptOut 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Tank | 1,101 Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 Red? Why not an ugly sweater... HELLO 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH | 5,227 Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 34 minutes ago, Mega Tank said: Red? Why not an ugly sweater... HELLO I vote this over santa. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Morbis | 2,121 Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 Why Nov 27? That's not even in the same MONTH as Christmas. Dressing the site up would definitely be cool, but could we at least wait until the holiday season? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePhleo | 2,273 Posted November 23, 2020 Author Share Posted November 23, 2020 (edited) 47 minutes ago, Dr. Morbis said: Why Nov 27? That's not even in the same MONTH as Christmas. Dressing the site up would definitely be cool, but could we at least wait until the holiday season? The holiday season begins when the turkey is digested damn it! Edit: Oops I forgot this is a Canadian forum. Fine, December 1 is fair. Edited November 23, 2020 by ThePhleo 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkchylde28 | 1,546 Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 1 hour ago, ThePhleo said: The holiday season begins when the turkey is digested damn it! Edit: Oops I forgot this is a Canadian forum. Fine, December 1 is fair. Tell that to all the suckers who start trying to play Christmas carols and sell Christmas stuff before Halloween has even occurred! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePhleo | 2,273 Posted November 27, 2020 Author Share Posted November 27, 2020 >_> So were doing this or what Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doner24 | 1,227 Moderator · Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 12 minutes ago, ThePhleo said: >_> So were doing this or what 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gloves | 12,274 Administrator · Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 It's not even December, jesus. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doner24 | 1,227 Moderator · Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 Just now, Gloves said: It's not even December, jesus. The Turkey is still moving in my stomach! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkchylde28 | 1,546 Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 6 minutes ago, doner24 said: The Turkey is still moving in my stomach! Damn, that's hardcore, we made sure we got a dead bird in our house. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doner24 | 1,227 Moderator · Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 3 minutes ago, darkchylde28 said: Damn, that's hardcore, we made sure we got a dead bird in our house. Meats more tender when fresh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePhleo | 2,273 Posted December 1, 2020 Author Share Posted December 1, 2020 ... My turkey has been fully metabolized, and it’s December 1 in Australia, yet all I see is purple. WTF? By the power of Greyskull, I summon @The Sage to dispel this malevolence! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gloves | 12,274 Administrator · Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 12 hours ago, ThePhleo said: ... My turkey has been fully metabolized, and it’s December 1 in Australia, yet all I see is purple. WTF? By the power of Greyskull, I summon @The Sage to dispel this malevolence! Every time you bring it up hence forth, it is delayed by a day. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePhleo | 2,273 Posted December 1, 2020 Author Share Posted December 1, 2020 5 minutes ago, Gloves said: Every time you bring it up hence forth, it is delayed by a day. ...I...I can exploit this. This much power is too much for one man. The power to control the holidays!? I shall paraphrase the great J. Robert Oppenheimer. Now I am become Grinch, destroyer of holidays. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH | 5,227 Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 21 minutes ago, Gloves said: Every time you bring it up hence forth, it is delayed by a day. Gloves, it's good to see that if you ever become a father* that this place has well prepared you for what's to come. [*] IIRC, you're not a Dad, but if you are, my apologies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gloves | 12,274 Administrator · Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 Just now, RH said: Gloves, it's good to see that if you ever become a father* that this place has well prepared you for what's to come. [*] IIRC, you're not a Dad, but if you are, my apologies. Luckily for my would-be children, I have no plans for parenthood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Tank | 1,101 Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Gloves said: Luckily for my would-be children, I have no plans for parenthood. How dare you. I hope Pepper doesn't hear this! They are expecting a gift I am sure! Edited December 1, 2020 by Mega Tank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OptOut | 9,034 Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 2 minutes ago, Gloves said: Luckily for my would-be children, I have no plans for parenthood. I mean, if it counts, I've always looked up to you as a surrogate father figure... Daddy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OptOut | 9,034 Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 Just now, Mega Tank said: How dare you. I hope Pepper doesn't hear this! You too, mom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Splain | 2,720 Editorials Team · Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 7 minutes ago, Gloves said: Luckily for my would-be children, I have no plans for parenthood. As your father, I expressly forbid it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH | 5,227 Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 Christmas is here on Da Sage!!!!111! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fox | 1,772 Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 refreshed the page and was like 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doner24 | 1,227 Moderator · Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gloves | 12,274 Administrator · Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 Now to add holiday tunes that auto-play and you can't turn them off. 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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