ThePhleo

This. i made a couple hundred bucks last night. @DefaultGen was my good Angel on my shoulder and influenced me to sell at $0.075 I plan on using that profit to buying in again when it drops to $0.005 - $0.01 again. Memes make money.... just gotta wait to be relevant again.

You can stuff more Oreos in less time if they soaked in milk

Seems the only way around it is to buy options and immediately claim the stock. That is of course if you want 100. You can probably sell your spare but you still need like $35000 to start

So that ringleader dude just posted HES still in. He’s clearly posting immediately after hours and is a pied piper...when he sells it will be too late for everyone else

So many memes. We’re +69% today. Memes make dreams I guess.

(sorry I had to) I’m up to 5 GME, 20 AMC, and 0.0420 TSLA. Wish I had more play money too but I won’t risk real money since I too might become a

I don’t know about that. metals are crazy right now. I’m getting $2.08/lb. for mixed range brass when I normally get $1.25 - $1.40 for it. I know a correction is coming soon and it sucks because I got “used to” this new price and all the extra expendable cash that comes with it. Then again, silver is undervalued compared to gold. But maybe gold is too high instead of silver being too low.

I forgot that memes got Trump the presidency....

That's the thing. We have no idea what we're doing, and we're being led by people who *think* they know what they're doing, who are all being manipulated by a couple of guys who *definitely* know what they're doing. Hi, my name is @ThePhleo and I have no idea what I'm doing, and I helped crashed the stock market.

I asked y'all for help and had no where else to turn ...

We're reverting back to hieroglyphics. Alphabet was overrated anyway. Wait, I mean... 𓂀

So in other words, they can manipulate the market by lying and scare the memers into selling.

See you in the ER. WTB: New liver

So, if there’s a pending bloodbath does that mean the best time to buy is coming soon?

Lots of people saying “it’s not about the money” and “I don’t care if I lose it all” This isn’t investing, it’s a middle finger. Glad I at least have 1 measly stock.

As a test to follow the memes I put $100 in Dogecoin last night. When the order went through I realized I made a horrific mistake and added an extra zero. Instead of immediately cashing out I instead let it ride. It was only a few minutes later that I realized that I hit the button twice, you see Robinhood was overloaded so I tried to submit the order multiple times by closing the app and reopening it. $1100 later, I realized I’m an idiot....but I cashed most of it out and sold near the last nights peak. Made like $300 in minutes just following memes, would have been a bit more if I sold it all last night, but I thought the memers would get it up to a quarter by morning. If memes are the way to go then I’m gonna go full millennial and dye my hair blue. This is stupid.

How to properly eat an Oreo A guide by a fat guy Make a hairline fracture in the cookie Gently put a fork into the cream Soak cookie in milk for 7 seconds. (Optional: If unavailable substitute plain milk with chocolate, vanilla, or strawberry milk.) Eat cookie Repeat until entire sleeve is gone, or regret kicks in.

Tampa Bay +3 Home field advantage...Tom Brady... GG.

Wish my $2k order went through, they just straight up cancelled it on me. I'd already be up $800 and the markets only been open for 30 minutes.

Orders didn’t go through Guess I’ll have to bet on the Super Bowl like a loser now.

I’ll admit before anyone that what I’m personally doing is foolish, but then again I’m having way more fun with this than I would with the super bowl. Plus I have no idea if my order will even go through at 9:30, leaving me with my single stock. Anyone that gambles with needed money, savings, or other wisely invested money is beyond foolish, and is just straight up insane. If he cashed out at $1m then congratulations. That’s amazing for a $44k investment...I can’t think of anything that comes close other than maybe Bitcoin or Oval (R) sealed Super Mario Bros. pre-wata.

Not gonna be fun this year. So much random income from odd jobs during the pandemic, started another new business, made some heavy purchases and heavy sales in my collection...I’m gonna have to use an accountant this year for sure.

As the memers say. You gotta have and not be a Also, just for fun I put in an order for $2k in more shares. Maybe it goes through at market open, maybe it doesn’t... YOLO? HODL GME. (God I hate this, is this really investing? I feel like I’m at a casino playing craps or something...I’m supposed to be working right now and I can’t stop looking at my phone, this is gross) EDIT: Also don’t gamble with money that’s needed to pay bills and eat. I’m playing with money I was planning on using for the Super Bowl right now.

@Gloves Slow and steady wins the race. The guys making the millions overnight right now are the same guys you hear in the casino screaming when they hit a jackpot. It's not skill, its just dumb luck.

@Gloves I mean, we all had our fair share of kicking @jonebone in the gut when we thought he was crazy. Turns out he's still crazy...crazy rich. Jokes aside, I'm not losing any sleep and neither should you. Consider this a wake-up call to start investing money responsibly...though, I wonder how safe it is to actually invest in the market *anywhere* today. Stocks literally can't go up forever, no?