Tabonga | 2,324 Posted October 30, 2023 Share Posted October 30, 2023 A couple of other things that I find odd - certainly room service would have delivered sealed bottles so the "customers" should have noticed that one wasn't. And since she was presumably drinking from a full bottle there would be some visible, er, residue since I doubt whoever "presumably" did this would not have had access to a centrifuge. And they seem to have a ready made litany of dubious accusations* lined up about the hotel being staffed with sexual perverts. Not to mention the whole thing being so traumatic that it screwed up their intimate lives - which IMHO means that had to be on really shaky ground to begin with - makes a weird (and handy) excuse for monetary damages though. The thing smells like a several days dead wharf rat lying in a sewer. *A sure sign of a jackleg (IMHO). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabonga | 2,324 Posted October 31, 2023 Share Posted October 31, 2023 Good thing he didn't try to order a Molotov Cocktail..... https://news.yahoo.com/tourist-sparks-bomb-alert-restaurant-165315698.html 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabonga | 2,324 Posted November 7, 2023 Share Posted November 7, 2023 A funeral worthy of a Viking. https://news.yahoo.com/tesla-model-x-briefly-serves-173000545.html It wasn't explained how the wife managed to back the vehicle into the water along with the jet ski trailer. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avatar! | 1,820 Posted December 19, 2023 Author Share Posted December 19, 2023 3 Dunkin Donuts employees arrested after allegedly threatening customer https://www.yahoo.com/news/3-dunkin-donuts-employees-arrested-221353420.html Police said the girlfriend tried to order doughnuts. The woman told police that the employee was rude, and when she asked to speak to the manager, the employee on the other end of the intercom said he was the manager, using explicit language, police said. Police said the woman drove toward the drive-thru window when one employee walked out of the back of the store, followed by two other employees. During this altercation, the three employees brandished handguns, police said. Police also said one of the three employees chambered a round, pointed the gun at the male customer and said, “Ya’ll gonna die.” Police have arrested 17-year-old Jesus Dominguez, 20-year-old Luis Arturo Dominguez and 19-year-old Elijah Richard Garcia. All were charged with aggravated assault and given a $100,000 bond. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabonga | 2,324 Posted December 19, 2023 Share Posted December 19, 2023 I know this has happened before but I still think it is really really funny whenever it happens. https://www.businessinsider.com/colorado-robbers-getaway-car-got-stolen-during-heist-police-2023-12 Didn't these ninnies ever watch a bank heist movie - why is there always a getaway driver in them who, like I don't know, say stays in the car so it is running when they need it - and maybe keep it from getting stolen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabonga | 2,324 Posted December 22, 2023 Share Posted December 22, 2023 On 12/18/2023 at 7:00 PM, Tabonga said: I know this has happened before but I still think it is really really funny whenever it happens. https://www.businessinsider.com/colorado-robbers-getaway-car-got-stolen-during-heist-police-2023-12 Didn't these ninnies ever watch a bank heist movie - why is there always a getaway driver in them who, like I don't know, say stays in the car so it is running when they need it - and maybe keep it from getting stolen? Update - here is a video of the SUV in question being stolen from the bank robbers. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avatar! | 1,820 Posted January 2 Author Share Posted January 2 2024 is promising to be an "interesting" year... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabonga | 2,324 Posted January 2 Share Posted January 2 On 12/18/2023 at 7:00 PM, Tabonga said: I know this has happened before but I still think it is really really funny whenever it happens. https://www.businessinsider.com/colorado-robbers-getaway-car-got-stolen-during-heist-police-2023-12 Didn't these ninnies ever watch a bank heist movie - why is there always a getaway driver in them who, like I don't know, say stays in the car so it is running when they need it - and maybe keep it from getting stolen? At least this perp had lined up a secure rids! https://www.9news.com/article/news/crime/wheat-ridge-burglary-uber/73-2bf48f9d-029f-4d2b-ab4b-ac0bf3ef7f9f 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabonga | 2,324 Posted January 5 Share Posted January 5 Another WTF moment. https://www.wfaa.com/article/news/local/lake-lewisville-texas-death-keith-johnson-little-elm-police-sink-car/287-7c420310-3b47-4d69-894b-595b9197614c Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabonga | 2,324 Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 (edited) Doesn't everyone keep these in their freezer? https://news.yahoo.com/human-head-hands-found-colorado-164519574.html Edited January 21 by Tabonga 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabonga | 2,324 Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 Maybe they didn't grill the suspect sufficiently.... https://news.yahoo.com/indian-police-clear-suspected-chinese-113218143.html 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avatar! | 1,820 Posted February 2 Author Share Posted February 2 18 minutes ago, Tabonga said: Maybe they didn't grill the suspect sufficiently.... https://news.yahoo.com/indian-police-clear-suspected-chinese-113218143.html Sounds as asinine as this -- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Israel-related_animal_conspiracy_theories In 2013, a kestrel was subjected to medical examinations at Firat University in Turkey after being identified as an "Israeli spy". Birds (as well as other animals) are often tagged with GPS tracking devices or identification bands to record their movements for animal migration tracking and similar reasons. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabonga | 2,324 Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 1 hour ago, avatar! said: Sounds as asinine as this -- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Israel-related_animal_conspiracy_theories In 2013, a kestrel was subjected to medical examinations at Firat University in Turkey after being identified as an "Israeli spy". Birds (as well as other animals) are often tagged with GPS tracking devices or identification bands to record their movements for animal migration tracking and similar reasons. In medieval Europe it was not uncommon for animals to be put on trial for various "crimes" - they were usually given a lawyer to represent them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avatar! | 1,820 Posted February 2 Author Share Posted February 2 15 hours ago, Tabonga said: In medieval Europe it was not uncommon for animals to be put on trial for various "crimes" - they were usually given a lawyer to represent them! From 2009 -- Goat detained over armed robbery https://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE50M4XT/ Police in Nigeria are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery. Vigilantes took the black and white beast to the police saying it was an armed robber who had used black magic to transform himself into a goat to escape arrest after trying to steal a Mazda 323. "We cannot confirm the story, but the goat is in our custody. We cannot base our information on something mystical. It is something that has to be proved scientifically, that a human being turned into a goat," he said. Something proved scientifically... that a human being, turned... into a goat? Ummm... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabonga | 2,324 Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 7 minutes ago, avatar! said: From 2009 -- Goat detained over armed robbery https://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE50M4XT/ Police in Nigeria are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery. Vigilantes took the black and white beast to the police saying it was an armed robber who had used black magic to transform himself into a goat to escape arrest after trying to steal a Mazda 323. "We cannot confirm the story, but the goat is in our custody. We cannot base our information on something mystical. It is something that has to be proved scientifically, that a human being turned into a goat," he said. Something proved scientifically... that a human being, turned... into a goat? Ummm... A film about it just wouldn't work - "The Billy Goats Gruff Gang" just doesn't have the same impact as "The Doberman Gang". ' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabonga | 2,324 Posted February 10 Share Posted February 10 Please standby - we are experiencing technical difficulties............ https://apnews.com/article/radio-station-tower-stolen-am-fm-alabama-d16a57daeaf10f473df39d628e1fe388 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabonga | 2,324 Posted February 25 Share Posted February 25 ------------------------------------------------------ The force is not strong with this one! https://www.independent.ie/videos/irish-news/injury-claim-thrown-out-as-picture-shows-injured-woman-winning-christmas-tree-throwing-competition/a1007482794.html 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estil | 1,265 Posted February 27 Share Posted February 27 On 2/10/2024 at 12:07 PM, Tabonga said: Please standby - we are experiencing technical difficulties............ https://apnews.com/article/radio-station-tower-stolen-am-fm-alabama-d16a57daeaf10f473df39d628e1fe388 If you'd ever stolen a radio station tower, you might be a redneck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabonga | 2,324 Posted February 27 Share Posted February 27 25 minutes ago, Estil said: If you'd ever stolen a radio station tower, you might be a redneck! If nothing else it proves you are a scrappy person............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estil | 1,265 Posted February 27 Share Posted February 27 57 minutes ago, Tabonga said: If nothing else it proves you are a scrappy person............ On that note, and I'm sure VERY unpopular opinion, I actually LIKED Scrappy-Doo. Mainly because he was so much of what Scooby was not and thus they played off each other perfectly, I thought. Of course my FAVORITE Scooby-Doo characters by far were the Globetrotters! And please for the love of God ditch those AWFUL black uniforms and go back to your signature red/white/blue duds...I mean what's next they're gonna make the ball and wristbands black also? Yeah, forgive me, I do go off on tangents sometimes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabonga | 2,324 Posted February 27 Share Posted February 27 9 minutes ago, Estil said: Yeah, forgive me, I do go off on tangents sometimes... So did Jules Verne: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabonga | 2,324 Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 Taking drive thru to a whole new level! https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2024/03/01/texas-man-convenience-store-truck-beer-coolers/72803875007/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avatar! | 1,820 Posted March 13 Author Share Posted March 13 Muhammad is "fully autonomous" and did not deviate from his "expected behavior," the makers said. This is coming from a country where women were given the right to drive only in 2018! Also, women can't play sports or travel without permission from a "male guardian"... is anyone surprised that the robot did not deviate from expected behavior in such a country! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avatar! | 1,820 Posted March 13 Author Share Posted March 13 2 men charged with blowing up woman's home, planning to use large python to eat her daughter https://abcnews.go.com/US/2-men-charged-blowing-womans-home-planning-large/story?id=108073142 Two men have been charged after allegedly bombing a woman's home and planning to release "a large python into the victim's home to eat the victim's daughter," according to prosecutors. Stephen Glosser, 37, and Caleb Kinsey, 34 -- both from Richmond Hill, Georgia -- are alleged to have used electronic communications to place the unnamed woman under surveillance from December 2022 until January 2023 "with the intent to kill, injure, harass, or intimidate," before using an explosive device to blow up her home, according to a statement from the United States Attorney's Office for the Southern District of Georgia. Can't make this up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fcgamer | 4,731 Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 On 1/20/2024 at 2:56 AM, Tabonga said: Doesn't everyone keep these in their freezer? https://news.yahoo.com/human-head-hands-found-colorado-164519574.html They probably got them on clearance at a second hand shop. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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