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Apparently King Ralph didn't either...then again the fat dude from Roseanne was The Babe as well! It's outta here!!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sachin_Tendulkar This one's for you @CodysGameRoom

That was especially helpful in the retired game Hit Me (Bob: Played just like Blackjack!). The main difference is that unlike regular Blackjack a tie counts as a win in Hit Me (as opposed to Double Exposure Blackjack where a tie/push counts as a loss). But seriously, they retired the game because contestants 'were confused by the rules"?? They didn't know what Blackjack is??? You know I'd kinda like having three cute chicks all close to me like that

But you at least know what a barrette is, right?

You didn't know who Bob Barker was???

I actually do in fact use Titty Cats!

Indeed this one blew a guaranteed win!! But that's okay, after all the truck's not fully loaded. Hey, this was on my exact 11th birthday (3/22/91) when I got SMB3 for my birthday!!

That's a good one!

I always loved it when he made Young & Restless references! And apparently you're not allowed to spin the wheel backwards... And with a proposal like this, how could she possibly say no? I sure do hope they're still living happily ever after!

He gets to sit right beside me on the top left part of my late wife's love seat (well what's left of it anyway), doesn't that count? And I've no doubt that what Kitten is saying that "Down here, they cut off my balls...you know *snip snip*? Our human saw this "Bob Barker" guy on TV who said to spay or neuter your pets and I guess that's just what they did!"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Barker So just like Betty White, Bob just misses making it to 100. It'll be interesting to see what sort of tribute/special TPIR will do to commemorate his sad passing. And remember to help control the pet population and have your pets spayed or neutered! My cat is neutered, just for you Bob. Just for you. And who could forget the all time classic Happy Gilmore fist fight? And when Bob had to announce the passing of legends in their own right, Johnny Olsen and Rod Roddy:

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And if anyone tries to tell me with a straight face that this was purely an accident that happened by sheer coincidence, well...

Nintendo DS was my old lady's machine! We even each got one of our own...those in our opposite colors! See I wanted the SMB 25th anniversary version, which is her favorite colors (red/black) and she opted for a blue one (UK's color!). I actually use hers now because it has that Nerf cover thingie on it plus it gives me fond memories of when I'd be at the hospital or some other place with her and me playing Wheel of Fortune on it or something.

You're not fat, you're big boned!

I originally thought the game was pronounced Mee-te-yor-roid!

They were right near to me once upon a time...wait, they're not "trying to give fries away" because they're no good, are they?

So THAT'S what that Claritin I saw on TV does! I was always curious about that...I mean were they forbidden by law to say exactly what the drug does or something?

You want me to come back, McDonalds? Then stop doing that stupid pinching the bottom of the fry box trick so we end up with only half a box of fries! Or even better still, let's go back to the good ol' days of Super Size where you knew you were getting your money's worth. I actually have a McD's almost right next door to me and back in the 80s/90s I would LOVED such a thing but now...

Okay, while we're on this subject I gotta ask, why did Theo's BFF on The Cosby Show call himself of all things "Cockroach"? (not to mention the super creepy looking "Weasel" from Family Matters). And I wonder how many times her parents lied awake at night thinking, "When I told our little girl she should take up a hobby I meant something like stamp collecting!!!"

Yeah I do something similar too, like look at details in random things, as well as what year/mint mark is on my coins. I think that might be an Asperger's thing? (I was diagnosed as such in 2006)

............. Seriously the OP is putting himself in real danger and trouble. I know I'm usually known for fun light hearted sort of banner around here but I'm really worried and concerned for OP that if it hasn't happened already, he could end up in some major trouble that he'll never be able to come back from.

Umm, that's not exactly true in a way. As a matter of fact I'm asexual ("ace") meaning I have no real desire or interest in sex. Though I didn't really find out for sure until after I married. Still it did explain why I thought the whole "saving it for marriage" (which is ideally what you should do) seemed a bit too easy!! So I don't know if I'm really in any position to say this (I mean I don't really know what it's like to face for real sexual temptation and given all the horror stories I've heard of just what can go wrong I think me being born "ace" was definitely for the best!!), but you (the OP) are putting yourself at great risk of getting one or more of those women pregnant (plus you being on the hook for child support) as well as getting HIV or any other STD. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS 'SAFE' SEX. PS: @JamesRobot This isn't funny.

All I know is, what you're doing is all but certain to NOT end well. I don't see any way, none, this would turn out good for anyone. As Steven Crowder would say, change my mind.