Meme You Just Have to Share

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For you elven/orcish foodies.

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This one's subtle...

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[FireHazard51 | 2,053]

4 minutes ago, Tenjikuronin said:

Holy shit, that is fucking hillarious!

[RH | 4,983]

2 minutes ago, Tenjikuronin said:

I’m not saying it’s a “woman thing” but when my wife tells me she’s going to be gone “X hours”, I tell myself it’s going to be more like X+1.  

If she texts me and says she’s coming home from a specific place and should be home in “X minutes”, I tell myself it’s X+15.

I’m almost never wrong but when I am my estimates are always too short.

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2 minutes ago, RH said:

I’m not saying it’s a “woman thing” but when my wife tells me she’s going to be gone “X hours”, I tell myself it’s going to be more like X+1.  

If she texts me and says she’s coming home from a specific place and should be home in “X minutes”, I tell myself it’s X+15.

I’m almost never wrong but when I am my estimates are always too short.

People do the same with me.  I just love the context it's put into.  If you follow football you'll totally get the joke.  I swear I've seen a 5min game get stretched into a hour long event.

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Last time I was watching some dad jokes in video form

 

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20 hours ago, BlackVega said:

Last time I was watching some dad jokes in video form

 

I use 24 hour clock because it's too damn confusing to set a 12:00 alarm and know if it is going to go off at midnight or noon...... also I did serve in the military so it made it super easy to say fuck this 12 hour confusing bullshit.