Nugfish

A man is sitting down for a job interview. Interviewer: It certainly looks like you are qualified for the position, but I am curious what this 4 year gap in your resume is? Interviewee: Oh, that was when I went to Yale. Interviewer: Wow, that's fantastic! Your hired! Interviewee: Thanks so much! Times have really been tough. I really needed this yob....

NFL Blitz 2000

Tetrisphere Had it as a kid and man, is it hard to beat! I don't see myself doing that again for some years.

In Ann's 3rd level, the game only let's the ball jump the hole about half the time, but the computer jumps it everytime with no problem. It didn't really bother me until I had to beat her the 3rd time and the computer retaliated for blood on any reverse powerups.

Milo's Astro Lanes. What a long game of bowling! One of the levels is broken, and even without that level, Brunswick Circuit Bowling is twice the game.

What is the most obnoxious vegetable of them all?

I played through it with my 7 year old and had those nostalgic feelings. Very good!

A man is shot in the genitalia with a shotgun in a tragic hunting accident and is rushed to the ER. They get him back to stable condition, and the doctor says, "it looks like you have sustained quite a bit of damage to your penis with that buck shot, so I'll have to refer you to my sister." The man nervously asks, "why? Is she a plastic surgeon?" "No," the doctor replies, "she plays the flute. She'll have to show you where to put your fingers so you don't piss in your face."

An elderly couple is celebrating their 50th anniversary, and the woman tells her husband, "I want to do something special this year." The husband asks, "what are you thinking? Going to a French Bistro or a fancy steakhouse?" The woman says, "I want to do this thing that the kids are doing nowadays called a 69." Agreeing to his wife's desires, he strips down and lays on the bed. She slowly straddles over him and breaks wind. The woman quickly straightens up and embarrassingly looks behind her, but the man doesn't say anything. Thinking he somehow may not have noticed, she bends down again, but this time rips a massive fart. The woman nervously looks back to see how her husband handles it, and he says, "I love you as much as the first day we were married, honey, but I'm not sure I can take 67 more of these."

I love comedy and am always curious to hear a new joke. Does anybody here on VGS have any good jokes to share?

I repaired the thumbsticks on some of my controllers while I was at the office today. It really was not too difficult; I also dabbed synthetic grease anywhere that would have friction. I have not had a tight thumbstick on an N64 controller since I was probably 7. I could immediately tell the difference. It is uncanny how nasty it was inside a couple of the controllers. I spent far more time cleaning than replacing the parts.

Keep up the good work on those Turoks!

Vindicated!

That youtube better not be lying to me

Added another flash cart to the collection. Been thinking about one for a while and the PAL exclusives helped me pull the trigger.

I tried Earthworm Jim a couple years back - enjoyed the gameplay, but it became repetitive quicker than I had hoped. Please post your thoughts once you play it!

I am not a fan of RPGs, but I thoroughly enjoyed Fable

I was wondering when you was going to beat your Big Mountain 2000. All this sabotaging Optout has clearly been slowing you down...

I bought Steel Battalion CIB a few years ago and I've talked myself into putting it together on a couple different occasions, but immediately became overwhelmed once starting to take everything out of the box. looks really good, but whew...

That is awesome! My teenage years were spent playing XBOX and XBOX 360 so I am very nostalgic for both consoles. I collected OG XBOX for a few years and was just about to dive into 360 games, but I then moved - I gave up a larger home in town to own a slab rural home with land taking my game room from 500 sq ft to 120 sq ft. Sold all my Pre-N64 stuff for flash carts and had an OG console modded with the full Library. Still buying XBOX games but at a much slower pace...Among other large items, I bought a factory case of sealed Burger King games right before the house purchase so why not add a couple more boxes of games in my parents house.....I envy you greatly, good sir!

Seeing the credits has been the criteria for completing most of the games on the list so it would make sense to require it, but I don't like it. Pokemon Puzzle League had to be beat on 'Hard' to see credits which I didn't mind, but games like 1080 and the Extreme G titles have to be beaten on ridiculous difficulty which I absolutely don't like. Some seem arbitrary like Star Wars Shadow of the Empire must be beat on Medium and Killer Instinct on Hard - I assume that is because of a credit roll, but I have tried and failed so I wouldn't know. Battlezone: Rise of the Black Dogs has to be beat with Americans in Pilot mode which I am confident is not the only way to see credits....so I guess what I'm saying is I don't know?.......

Besides the 2 Halos, Crimson Skies is my favorite game on the console.

3 levels/aliens/lanes(whatever you'd call em) left on Milo's Astro Lanes until it's done.

Olympic Hockey