A woman is fed up with her husband getting home late, so she decides to teach him a lesson. She writes a note saying: "This letter is goodbye. We've discussed how I want you home when you say you'll be home. I'll just find somebody else who actually values my time!" She places it on their dresser and hides under the bed to see his reaction. The husband, late as usual, walks into the bedroom and reads the letter. After staring at the note for a couple of minutes, he writes something down on the letter, picks up his phone, and says, "She's finally gone! Put on that black, lacy, little thing you wore the other night, and I'll be over in 10 minutes to do whatever you want."
Once the husband leaves, she climbs out from under the bed and bursts out into hysterics, sobbing uncontrollably. After regaining a little control, she is curious what he wrote on her letter.
The letter reads: