Tenjikuronin | 1,760 Posted November 23, 2023 Share Posted November 23, 2023 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tyree_Cooper | 777 Posted November 24, 2023 Share Posted November 24, 2023 not a meme, but have they no shame? the license holder was fine with it? man... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L0neStar | 24 Posted November 25, 2023 Share Posted November 25, 2023 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tabonga | 2,351 Posted November 26, 2023 Share Posted November 26, 2023 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenjikuronin | 1,760 Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tulpa | 3,538 Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 Today's episode is brought to you by the letters P, T, S, and D! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireHazard51 | 2,054 Social Team · Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 10 hours ago, Tulpa said: Today's episode is brought to you by the letters P, T, S, and D! Sometimes the only humor you have left is dark humor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrekMD | 1,440 Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PII | 1,899 Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 14 minutes ago, TrekMD said: Nothing quite like the power of suggestion, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tenjikuronin | 1,760 Posted November 29, 2023 Share Posted November 29, 2023 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tulpa | 3,538 Posted December 2, 2023 Share Posted December 2, 2023 Found this posted on FB. For the record, my name is not Sean. Dear Arm & Hammer, As your customer I would greatly appreciate in the future if you could affix warnings or perhaps bold letters depicting the words "MENTHOL" on the bottle of your "EXTRA STRENGTH PLUS" sinus rinse. As a long time customer of your saline washes, I was left to assume that "EXTRA STRENGTH PLUS" referred to the sodium level in the saline spray. I stand corrected in my assumption. It actually means SPICY ACID BATH OF NOSTRIL LAVA. This product set off an unexpected chain of events which led me to quite literally; shit my pants. As with prior sinus rinses I inserted the nozzle into my nostril, tilted my head back, and began to spray the saline wash into my nose letting it work it's way through my sinus canals. Suddenly, with a thunderous vengeance, the menthol activated. It felt like I had snorted pure wasabi. My whole head began to burn like a prostitute trying to enter the Vatican. I felt burning in places I had never felt sensations before. It was so hot, my third eye began to water. I can only describe it as my "inside face" had caught on fire. Meanwhile my teeth, armpits, and groin suddenly felt freezing cold. Parts of body began to tingle, as if my Spidey Sense was warning me that the worst was still yet to come. This sudden combination of sensations prohibited me from leaning forward to let it drain from my nose into the sink. Instead, it began to run down the back of my throat sending me into an uncontrollable coughing fit, ultimately leading me to lose control of my rectal retention. Thus removing my ability to govern self control over my sphincter - which regrettably induced an episode of what I'd like to call "unexpected wet farts of despair." I'd estimate, I coughed five times in total, whilst simultaneously farting each time. Each one sounding exactly like air escaping a balloons blow hole being pinched and spread apart. Crying out in a high pitched whine mimicking someone whispering the word "Whhhhhhhyyyyyyyy?" in a really really sad voice. Take note Arm & Hammer: "Half blind, on fire, and shitting your pants," were not mentioned in potential side effects. You may want to add that for legal purposes. I implore your marketing and design department to have the word "VERY SPICY" printed on the front of the label. Along with "MAY SHIT PANTS." Your loyal customer, Sean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenjikuronin | 1,760 Posted December 2, 2023 Share Posted December 2, 2023 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tulpa | 3,538 Posted December 3, 2023 Share Posted December 3, 2023 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrekMD | 1,440 Posted December 4, 2023 Share Posted December 4, 2023 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH | 4,987 Posted December 4, 2023 Share Posted December 4, 2023 10 hours ago, TrekMD said: If the Star Wars Christmas Special was still considered a good idea after that travesty of a scripted was approved, there's no reason this couldn't have happened. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnnyboy113 | 77 Posted December 4, 2023 Share Posted December 4, 2023 (edited) umm what’s going on here? Lol Edited December 4, 2023 by Johnnyboy113 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireHazard51 | 2,054 Social Team · Posted December 4, 2023 Share Posted December 4, 2023 2 hours ago, Johnnyboy113 said: umm what’s going on here? Lol Orko also seems it be alarmed what what's going on.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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