Cowabunga? Cowa-fuckin-piece-of-@The Grinch-shit. You think you're funny? I've heard better from Bugs Fuckin Bunny.
You don't seem to understand, this is my final stand.
As you, Mr. Grinch, don't seem to see, I am wearing shorts; from the top of my legs to my little skinny knees.
It's quite adorable, you think you've won. I'm wearing shorts you can eat them when I'm done having fun.
I, the AVGN Gamer, have had it up to here; you leave no fear, it's quite clear.
Kneel down, you're just a clown.