I'm honored to have been decimated by The Grinch.
You may have thrown me in a mire, but your tacky attire leaves more to desire.
Paired with your stinky green teeth and caved in head, I could cook green eggs and ham on your ginormous green forehead.
I also forgot, south of your equator, where are your pants? Did you give them to some stranger?
Grinch Night is kinda awesome. I will not lie, it makes me grin from eye to eye.
I think we can halt, we've exhausted our insults. But stop and remember...
to kneel to AVGN Gamer.