Here are my picks:
Metroid: Samus Returns (3DS): The first half or so of this game is 100% what I did not want out of a Metroid game. All of the fun of navigating quickly through areas you’re already familiar with while blasting foes is utterly negated by the ridiculous rock/paper/scissors BS you must engage in with every single peon in order to eliminate them and avoid taking significant damage. This improves once you can (finally) plow through them with the Screw Attack, but prior to that, the flow of the game is completely busted. I’m also not big on certain boss encounters that amount to minutes of dodging attacks followed by a 5-second window to inflict damage. I’m not a fan of Mercury Steam in general, but this is easily the worst thing of theirs I’ve ever played through. Just a wretched experience that makes me pine for the Game Boy version.
The Rushing Beat Series: Is this series well liked? I never thought so, yet it seems to have its (very vocal) fans. I don’t really get it: There are dozens of brawlers from the 90s, and I’ve rarely played any as dull or tedious as these. People like to go on and on about how badly Shura was messed with for its US release, and while that may be true, Shura wasn’t that great of a game to begin with. And speaking of brawlers...
The Simpsons (Konami): Okay, heavy caveat on this one: I don’t dislike this game at all. It’s a perfectly competent Konami brawler that just happens to be far less interesting to me than half a dozen other brawlers they cranked out during the same period. What I dislike about it is the hype around it as the top-tier Konami brawler from this era and all the nostalgia people seem to have for it.
And as a Simpsons fan, I don’t get it: Like many fans of the series, around S2-9 are the episodes I loved and revisit often. Most diehards are fine with S1 but no one especially loves it. So why is there so much love for a game limited to S1 canon and gags?
It’s hard to explain, but in a nutshell: The TMNT games are great because they encapsulated a lot of what we loved about the animated series when it was airing at the time.
But that show never really evolved beyond what it was to begin with. The Simpsons evolved considerably, even over the course of its first two years on the air, and what’s encapsulated in that brawler (that kid from the Punch Out!! episode! That bear from the camping episode! The three-eyed fish!!) isn’t really the type of references most Simpsons fans care about.
Bottom line: For me personally, trashing Foot Soldiers is a lot more fun than beating up Generic Business Suit Guy and Fat Old Guy over and over again.
Castlevania: Legacy of Darkness: This one isn’t necessarily critically acclaimed. But what I often do see about it is people willing to give it a pass because “at least it’s better than Castlevania 64”. I mean, is it though? To me, adding more dogshit on top of a pile of existing dogshit doesn’t give you a good game, just a larger pile of dogshit.