Is it a crime to stop and take an emergency leak in a non-foot trafficked public place?

[docile tapeworm | 4,204]

8 hours ago, FireHazard51 said:

So do my dogs, do you have problems with dead spots in the grass too?

Haha! I make sure I piss in the dirt. Im this close to getting a sign that says “stay off the grass” damn fed ex guy has no respect for another man’s lawn. 

Edited January 30, 2022 by docile tapeworm

[Estil | 1,265]

To borrow a line from the Air Force One movie where the President's daughter remarked about how pass interference is cheating to which the Pres replied (and the same applies to the OP):

Only if you get caught.