Tabonga | 2,324 Posted June 25, 2023 Share Posted June 25, 2023 (edited) Anyone gonna pay to see Zuckerberg and Musk duke it out? There used to be a show called Celebrity Boxing that would pit unqualified celebrities in the ring against each other. A couple of the more interesting matches I remember were Danny Bonaduce vs Donny Osmond and Tonya Harding vs Paula Jones. There was also this match between Andy Kaufman and Jerry Lawler - they were actually friends and created a fake hatred for each other so the match was a work rather than a shoot. Pretty funny. Who would you have in the cage if you could pick the contestants? (Go ahead and use political figures if you want but let's keep the politics out of it - this is just for fun.) I would have a three way with everyone on their own: Spoiler Edited June 25, 2023 by Tabonga Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed Rothchild | 9,551 Editorials Team · Posted June 25, 2023 Share Posted June 25, 2023 Boxing is hard. Most of these would be cringe unwatchable. Zuckerberg is athletic, Musk is not. It would be painful to witness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed Rothchild | 9,551 Editorials Team · Posted June 25, 2023 Share Posted June 25, 2023 8 minutes ago, Tabonga said: I would have a three way with everyone on their own: My money would be on MTG tackling the other two and biting their faces off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabonga | 2,324 Posted June 25, 2023 Author Share Posted June 25, 2023 15 minutes ago, Reed Rothchild said: My money would be on MTG tackling the other two and biting their faces off. AOC probably knows bouncer moves from her bartending career. And Boebert's crew in her restaurant all packed heat. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabonga | 2,324 Posted June 25, 2023 Author Share Posted June 25, 2023 21 minutes ago, Reed Rothchild said: Boxing is hard. Most of these would be cringe unwatchable. Zuckerberg is athletic, Musk is not. It would be painful to witness. Musk could make a shocking comeback though........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed Rothchild | 9,551 Editorials Team · Posted June 25, 2023 Share Posted June 25, 2023 7 minutes ago, Tabonga said: AOC probably knows bouncer moves from her bartending career. And Boebert's crew in her restaurant all packed heat. But are they ready for the crazed primal insanity of the caged MTG? None of us are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabonga | 2,324 Posted June 25, 2023 Author Share Posted June 25, 2023 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Reed Rothchild said: But are they ready for the crazed primal insanity of the caged MTG? None of us are. It would be like a bonus scene in the Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy.. Or maybe an undiscovered scene in Idiocracy. Edited June 25, 2023 by Tabonga Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabonga | 2,324 Posted June 25, 2023 Author Share Posted June 25, 2023 A couple of other possible lineups: Chris Christie vs Azar's Big Boy (well a stunt person in the outfit) vs the Staypuff Marshmallow Man REMATCH! - Chris Rock vs Will Smith 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkTone | 986 Posted June 26, 2023 Share Posted June 26, 2023 It would be worse than those youtubers boxing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireHazard51 | 2,047 Social Team · Posted June 26, 2023 Share Posted June 26, 2023 I finally want to the talking to stop and the fists to come out to settle the debate.... Spoiler Biden vs Trump. Both has openly talked trash about beating the other one up in a fist fight. As old and underweight as Biden is, I'm FULLY sure he's actually got in fights. As for Trump, probably never had true fight in his life. Nor do I think he's ever legit learned/practice throwing a punch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DorkOverlord | 686 Posted June 28, 2023 Share Posted June 28, 2023 Morrissey vs. Robert Smith My money is on Smith 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murray | 2,449 Posted June 28, 2023 Share Posted June 28, 2023 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrWunderful | 2,927 Posted June 28, 2023 Share Posted June 28, 2023 The simulation in 2023 sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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