OptOut | 8,883 Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 (edited) Hello handsome stranger, and welcome to my emporium of earthly delights! My name is Kimono OptOut San, and I will be your questionably culturally-sensitive guide to Nintendo 64 experiences beyond ordinary measure. The prices are much cheaply, and priced to move. I am honour-bound to disembowel myself, should you find a better deal on rare and magical N64 such as these. Shipping starts as low as 20 bucks for waterborne mail, although the gods of the Eastern wind demand greater tribute for blessing to travel among the blossoms by air. The offerings sheltered here at the emporium know their true owners and wait calmly to unite with them. Look upon the offerings and know too, which belong to you... SUPER SPACE NIGHTER BASEBALL 2!!! W@W!!! L@@K!!! M@NY R@RE G@ME!!! Definitely among the rarest Japanese exclusive N64 games, what are you kidding me?! 45 bucks and it's all yours, and I'll even throw in the cart protector box for ya! USA VERSION OFFICIAL POWER SUPPLY Works fine, not haunted or nothing. 10 bucks to you, good sir. CB N64 GAMES - MOST HONOURABLE! These N64 games are cart and box only, and the box conditions vary from fair to tatty. A couple of them have inserts, but none of them have manuals. Mario Kart, Kirby and Star Fox are 10 bucks each. N64 CARTS - MY BEAUTIFUL BABIES! FIVE BUCKS EACH!!! Mario 64!!! Pokémon!!! Mickey Mouse!!! Pikachu!!! 5 bucks each!!! Down to my last few multiples of HOT HOT games!!! Order now, don't miss out! Quickly message me with much orders, and good luck will favour you above all others! You will find ultimate peace and happiness in my PM box. And remember, as Kimono OptOut San always says: NOT purchasing Japanese N64 games from me is a personal and unforgivable slight!!! Edited February 25, 2022 by OptOut 2 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murray | 2,448 Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 Sellin’ haunted N64’s @FenrirZero now this is how you start a business overseas. 1 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeevan | 8,910 Events Helper · Posted November 15, 2021 Share Posted November 15, 2021 Happy ending for large purchase? 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeevan | 8,910 Events Helper · Posted November 15, 2021 Share Posted November 15, 2021 Large purchase, sorry boys, these all look so beautiful Now, where is my um, ya know......awkward....... 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OptOut | 8,883 Posted November 15, 2021 Author Share Posted November 15, 2021 Indeed, there has been a whale in our midst!!! Plenty of movement on the shop floor today, although strangely the Haunted N64 is still available! BTW for anyone who feels like they may be missing out, I have access to PLENTY more cheap N64 games, whether it be CIB or cart-only, so if you don't see something you want, just let ol' Kimono OptOut San in on it and I'll see what I can rustle up! Oh, and yes, happy endings come as standard with ALL purchases, big and small! 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YOURTURN | 1,256 Posted November 15, 2021 Share Posted November 15, 2021 On 11/14/2021 at 9:46 AM, Murray said: Sellin’ haunted N64’s @FenrirZero now this is how you start a business overseas. I've been trying to find, and sell, haunted N64 games. The problem is that this street never has any garage sales. And if they do, I doubt they have a label-free N64 cart that has the game written in permanent marker. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OptOut | 8,883 Posted November 16, 2021 Author Share Posted November 16, 2021 6 hours ago, FenrirZero said: I've been trying to find, and sell, haunted N64 games. The problem is that this street never has any garage sales. And if they do, I doubt they have a label-free N64 cart that has the game written in permanent marker. Well, all you gotta do is buy my haunted Nintendo 64, and then every cart you play on it will also become haunted thereafter! You can turn a 50 dollar investment into an UNLIMITED supply of haunted N64 carts to sell to all and sundry! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OptOut | 8,883 Posted November 17, 2021 Author Share Posted November 17, 2021 Sorry guys, but HAUNTED NINTENDO 64's are now officially OOS!!! However, a new shipment of CHEAP N64 CARTS are on the way, to satisfy the hungry MASSES!!!! WATCH THIS SPACE!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeevan | 8,910 Events Helper · Posted November 17, 2021 Share Posted November 17, 2021 6 hours ago, OptOut said: Sorry guys, but HAUNTED NINTENDO 64's are now officially OOS!!! However, a new shipment of CHEAP N64 CARTS are on the way, to satisfy the hungry MASSES!!!! WATCH THIS SPACE!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OptOut | 8,883 Posted November 23, 2021 Author Share Posted November 23, 2021 Another haul, fresh from the SIXTY-FOUR mines, for your appraisal, don't be shy now! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boss | 16 Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 Have the controller for Densha De Go? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OptOut | 8,883 Posted November 24, 2021 Author Share Posted November 24, 2021 43 minutes ago, Boss said: Have the controller for Densha De Go? I do, but I currently don't have a spare for sale, unfortunately! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OptOut | 8,883 Posted November 26, 2021 Author Share Posted November 26, 2021 See something you like? Whadda you buying?! DON'T see something you like? LIES. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OptOut | 8,883 Posted December 1, 2021 Author Share Posted December 1, 2021 Bump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Splain | 2,569 Editorials Team · Posted February 17, 2022 Share Posted February 17, 2022 I want these games. I will send you a PM. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OptOut | 8,883 Posted February 17, 2022 Author Share Posted February 17, 2022 3 hours ago, Splain said: I want these games. I will send you a PM. Thanking you kindly, brave sir! Order received and in process! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OptOut | 8,883 Posted February 21, 2022 Author Share Posted February 21, 2022 Updated with completed sales and a new game! Plus, power supply... Yeah, exciting! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A_Feisty_Pickle | 244 Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 PM'ed! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OptOut | 8,883 Posted February 25, 2022 Author Share Posted February 25, 2022 Bump, the registers are ringing!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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