bertsampson

1 minute ago, Bearcat-Doug said:

My wins were on an arcade game (Donkey Kong), a platformer (SMB) and one beat em up (Kung Fu). Go take your nap, the nurses spiked your prune juice again.

I'm glad your memory is so good.  Also good that you won't have to remember any more wins this year.

2 minutes ago, Bearcat-Doug said:

I guess you forgot my SMB win, but you're getting old and senile, so I'm not surprised.

Oh, that's right.  You were bested in TMNT III.  I am older than everyone competing.  And yet I am leading you all.

3 minutes ago, Bearcat-Doug said:

You have two wins this season. Both on tiebreakers. So you are 50/50 away from having none. Good to see that doesn't rattle your overconfidence.

You have two wins on Beat 'em ups.  Even if you did play anymore this season, you wouldn't get anymore than three more wins.  You take your one genre and be happy with that.

1 minute ago, Bearcat-Doug said:

Well go back to your 2005 looking computer and get something ready. It was easier to take you seriously when you had the Sharp TV. 

If it ain't broke, don't fix it.  Unfortunately my Sharp TV did break.  I have since fixed it, so maybe it'll make a comeback for the tournament.

Just now, Bearcat-Doug said:

You don't know jack about scoring either. I've got until Sunday to keep you guessing.

As do I brother!  As do I!

Just now, Bearcat-Doug said:

You think you know about farming you Washington state hippie?

 

Lol, I know jack about actual farming, but I do know that I am done farming this week.  Don't wait to long.

28 minutes ago, Bearcat-Doug said:

You're the one that will probably lose in the first round, but I won't let you off that easy. If we don't settle this in the finals, I'll make sure we settle it one on one in the off season.

Well, regardless, we shall see.  For this week, you better get to farming.

6 minutes ago, Bearcat-Doug said:

Hey, I can't help that I crushed you so bad at the end of 2015 that there wasn't even a need for a tournament. The only championships you won were after I retired so you didn't beat me for a single one, but you're gonna lose your last one this year.

Yeah, I admit, you outscored me in 2015.  But, you saw me coming and crawled into your cave scared.  I'm glad you finally came out of your hole this year so we can settle this. You can go back into hiding after you fail to make it past the first round.

2 minutes ago, Bearcat-Doug said:

This isn't a prediction of how the season will end, it's a spoiler! I'll take my title and call it a career after I beat you again and settle this once and for all. You know that you can't beat me, but I'm not letting you give up and get off easy.

 

You came in 4th in the one and only 2015 tournament.  You've never beaten me in a tournament.  And, you never will.

1 minute ago, Bearcat-Doug said:

Even if @bertsampson gets a fluke win this week, this fall we get to see who the real champion is!

Yeah, me!  No need to wait.  You can bow down now if you like.

2 hours ago, Bearcat-Doug said:

Maybe I should shoot for 501k if you're done playing for the week. 

Yup, I'm done.  No chance of me playing all day and rolling the score for a third time...

1 hour ago, Bearcat-Doug said:

Are you still working on that score?

Nope

59 minutes ago, Bearcat-Doug said:

I almost hit 300k by playing normally. I don't have it in me to farm the icicles for hours.

Yeah, it takes some time.  I'm going for 500k and I'll be done for the week.

Score Rolled - Phase 30

Before Roll

After Roll

Phase 30

15 minutes ago, Bearcat-Doug said:

Why don't you have a score up yet? Have you been point pressing for the last two hours?

I've got a class to finish before I get any time on Mario Bros.  Where's your score?

2 hours ago, Bearcat-Doug said:

Thank god there's a progress limit or @bertsampson would be playing on the same run all week long!

I might be playing all week anyway.  Roll the score twice maybe???

Just now, Bearcat-Doug said:

Mike Tyson said he's never seen such finger speed before when I beat him, so technically I should be winning unless he just says that to everybody!

Lol, Iron Mike don't play shooters.  He has no idea what finger speed is.

5 hours ago, Bearcat-Doug said:

Either @bertsampson has never beaten Punch Out or Mike Tyson has been lying to me all this time about never seeing finger speed like mine before. The Track & Field champion @BriGuy82 needs to get in here and give this a try!

I'm not sure what beating Mike Tyson has to do with press buttons really fast, but...score update!

203

19 minutes ago, Gloves said:

Y'all are insane.

You're talking to a guy that likes beat 'em ups.  Probably due to taking a few too many to the head resulting in an inability to figure out puzzles or react fast enough for a shooter.

Just now, Bearcat-Doug said:

We shall see. It should be a good week, I'll give you that.

 

Highest score by stage 10?  Sounds like fun.

Just now, Bearcat-Doug said:

I've got 3 wins this season and you only have two that you won on tiebreakers. That won't cut it come tournament time, so you'll have to start practicing!

A win's a win, and we'll be all tied up on wins after Mario Bros.  No practice needed.

18 minutes ago, Bearcat-Doug said:

The losing streak continues! You must be taking lessons from skinny!  I'll do my best to keep it going during the Mario Bros. contest week.

I keep losing and yet keep pulling away from you.  Winning every game in the season doesn't mean shit if you fail to show up in the playoffs.

1 minute ago, 0xDEAFC0DE said:

Some puzzle games are really fun (I don't think I would count this as one of them though). 

I enjoyed this one the last time we played it, and enjoyed putting some time into it this week.  I did end up finishing the game with just over 9 million.  You must be moving pretty quick.  Nice job!

1 minute ago, Bearcat-Doug said:

Hopefully I get a chance to play in the Mario Bros contest and I have enough points to get a tournament spot, but if not, you're always welcome to go one on one.

Get a judge to do an impartial one on one tournament, and I'm in!