N64 is kinda like that beautiful girl you met at the club but couldn't really hear because the music was too loud. She looked gorgeous and laughed at all your jokes that night. Then when you meet up for coffee the next day you realize that she has this high-pitched voice straight outta The Nanny, laughs like a hyena, and her favorite TV show is American Idol. She looks gorgeous, but there's not really that much substance there, aside from the two of you agreeing that Mario Kart 64 and Goldeneye were both kinda fun to play in college