BlackVega

This is what puts me off playing the N64: the emulators are just shit...

Fun fact: I have never eaten a taco in my life, let alone made one so this one is going to be interesting to me so whatever you see will be 100% improvisation

*insert your pepe meme here*

10 minutes ago, Gloves said:

Did you need the "at least" in there? Like, you come off a bit aggressive with your otherwise perfectly acceptable requests. Kinda makes me wanna go "nah".

(BTW the deadline isnt there in the title or the 1st 2 posts) 

Can you at least tag it Dec. 2023-Jan. 2024?

Tournament?? Huh more like torment... 

On 11/29/2023 at 3:51 AM, fcgamer said:

I can appreciate the artfulness of some of these sandwiches, but if I ordered a grilled cheese off the menu at a restaurant, what should be a "safe" choice, and ended up with some of the monstrosities seen here, I'd be livid.

It's like when you order a standard cheese pizza and they slip onions under the cheese yet it's supposed to just be a cheese pizza.

You minimalist bastard

This is the first time I have ever heard of that name but I guess there is always the 1st time for everything. Personally I would not do that because again, what's the point and I am the one who have the proper equipment and knowledge to do something like this so I would definitely take that matter into my own hands. My guess is that the humanity usually tends to find some sort of celebrity or some sort of a leader or authority figure for everything in life. Unfortunately I think not everyone is very smart and falls for this. At the same time I think your original post makes some sort of concern or doubt about the entire operation being not legitimate. Whoever that individual is should definitely address some of these concerns. Who wants to just send stuff for free for someone who is not trustworthy and just tells everyone "trust me bruh"??

9 hours ago, Tulpa said:

ITT Blackvega takes an XKCD cartoon seriously.

I don't care where it's from. The message is more important which I initially thought doesn't have any

Aha referring to that airplane picture then at first I thought it was drawn by some unstable 5 year old kid who just drew a load of balooney nonsense and made fun of how a typical airplane looks like. But it doesn't and it's factual and the meaning behind this is senseless. However if it is supposed to make fun of how airplane companies try to squeeze as much people into airplanes as possible and earn as much money as possible then yes it makes more sense now and is definitely relatable

4 hours ago, avatar! said:

Granted something like this may exist but 99.99% of commercial airplanes you travel in look like this

While travelling all over the world across every continent throughout countless countries for so many years I have never been in an airplane with seats in its wings ever even once. The whole airplane is basically just a big and long tube where everyone sits and wings are just very thin and they have engines on them. Wings literally never have seats. In fact, every single commercial passenger plane is built like this and you will never see anything else. Not sure why but there must be some technical explanation for it. Maybe because if planes were built with wings that can be populated it might create situations with terrible imbalance that can create a very dangerous situation. That picture is definitely not a "typical airliner". Not even close. This picture isn't relevant and isn't even funny. It doesn't relate to anything in real life. Maybe it's supposed to be retarded? Or maybe it's just that whoever drew that picture has never seen a real airplane which would explain everything. Actually after taking a closer look I can see "bumper car area". How old are the creators of these "memez" 7??

Not sure I ever saw seats in airplane wings...

Also this is just for curiosity sake I was able to do 100% pacifist run in Commando up to this point but this run is not valid as my previous post was worth more I think

22 hours ago, RH said:

Pacifist to literally the last sprite line of 1-1.

Top that.

I can be top for you if you want but I can also be bottom as I am open minded for all positions

Alright there you go sons of vaginas (I will never take a look at Galaga in my life ever again...). Also if anything this contest made me learn how to properly set exposure in my camera

3 hours ago, Gloves said:

I use the nail of my index finger any time I need to rapidly press buttons, like I'm scratching a scratch card really really fast. It'll literally burn your nail away if you do it too long, but it's legit the fastest way I've found to do it. 

OMG if this is what you do then I will NEVER let you borrow any of my controllers...

Which version of Rolling Thunder is acceptable? Also is this going for the highest or lowest score possible?

14 hours ago, Dr. Morbis said:

EDIT - it's funny to see a posted score of ZERO though...

Technically the game awards you 5000 points every time you beat a level (not level 1-4 tho for some reason according to longplays) so the lowest possible score would be 15000 after beating the 1st world

Also I want to warn everyone PAUSE DOES NOT WORK IN COMMANDO UNLESS YOU MOVE THE SCREEN JUST A LITTLE BIT!!! This is because this game is such a glitchy mess the start button literally doesn't work as soon as you enter new level and your game will not be paused and you will probably get killed. Not to mention the score isn't even displayed so you need to move the screen just a little bit and only after that you are able to pause the game. Giving this warning to everyone because this happened to me once and I was so fucking angry...

6 hours ago, ZeldaFreak said:

Not directly part of the actual task at hand, but bonus campaign done, now on to a most likely vastly inferior game, haha.

(Bonus campaign was great by the way, much fewer levels than the main campaign, but made up for it with each level being quite long, and usually more complex than most of the main campaign levels, the level design was fantastic, better than the main campaign I'd say. Was also much more challenging than the main campaign, in a very satisfying way. Awesome addition to the base game for sure.)

I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. Did you beat it or not?? This looks like the ending screen to me

1 hour ago, Gloves said:

Just tell me now if she's like a war criminal or something.

I see what you did there

Is Commando one of those micronics shitgames?? Holy moly this game is so great the screen keeps jumping constantly because the console can't handle its awesomeness..... However I must say the idea for going for the lowest score is GENIUS. Does anyone have enough time and energy to do 100% pacifist run in Commando??

19 hours ago, drxandy said:

Chip, excitebike rider and jumpman made it my way!! Thank you again T-Pac!!! The under drawing is rad and really cool handmade envelope toooooo

Even the envelope is handmade?? Geez this guy doesn't leave any punches...

15 hours ago, JamesRobot said:

Pretty sure Ball Street Kid qualifies.

Is this another one of those inside jokes again??

44 minutes ago, G-type said:

so yea... I guess our "views/opinions don't exactly line up"

Maybe this is the picture that fits the most here?