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Edible Elephant Toothpaste -- A recipe by my 8 year old son.


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Edible Elephant Toothpaste


Ingredients:
Tag 1,800 Elephants
18 thin pieces of grass
18 bad crocodiles or chickens
8 gallons of gas
5 chunks of yam

Instrucons:

  1. Cook the crocodiles/chickens.
  2. Sad Remy watches [Remy is our dog].
  3. Put mud-bananas in a 55 gal.
  4. drum and make them yell “Cletus.”
  5. Put 8 gal. of jam. Put 8 Jans in it.
  6. Can you have 8 pictures and a banana in it? Sure!
  7. Put it in a Ziplock bag. Crush it and it explodes!

Exercise extreme caution when preparing this.

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