avatar! | 1,807 Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 Pamela Kreimeyer was standing with family members about 45 feet from the device when it exploded and she was hit in the head by a piece of shrapnel, "causing instant death," according to the sheriff's office. "It's believed that the projectile that struck the victim then continued another 144 yards through the air coming to rest in a field," according to the sheriff. Condolences to the family, but how in all the hells did anyone think this was a good idea??? Last year, Dennis Dickey (37), started a 47,000-acre wildfire because of a stupid gender-reveal party gag. https://www.yahoo.com/gma/gender-reveal-party-turns-tragic-iowa-woman-killed-212539634--abc-news-topstories.html https://news4sanantonio.com/news/local/border-patrol-agents-gender-reveal-party-ignited-a-47000-acre-wildfire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gloves | 11,759 Administrator · Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DefaultGen | 5,397 Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 Agreed, gender reveal parties are super dumb. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m308gunner | 352 Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearcat-Doug | 5,104 Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estil | 1,261 Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 Fire challenge. Need I say more? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avatar! | 1,807 Posted November 5, 2019 Author Share Posted November 5, 2019 (edited) Is this comedy, or tragedy? I would say both... Edited June 18, 2021 by avatar! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
empire | 106 Posted November 6, 2019 Share Posted November 6, 2019 On 10/29/2019 at 4:34 PM, DefaultGen said: Agreed, gender reveal parties are super dumb. Exactly, like how can you even reveal a child's gender until they're at least 12 and old enough to decide what they wanna be? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avatar! | 1,807 Posted November 8, 2019 Author Share Posted November 8, 2019 I totally understand overtime compensation, but this is batshit crazy and I'm willing to bet the house rotten like gangrene on a hot summer's day... https://money.yahoo.com/wildfires-wild-pay-los-angeles-135815241.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avatar! | 1,807 Posted November 14, 2019 Author Share Posted November 14, 2019 Feral Hogs Steal $22,000 Worth of Cocaine From Drug-Trafficking Ring https://www.newsweek.com/italy-drug-bust-wild-boar-hidden-cocaine-destroyed-smuggling-operation-1471472 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NZCollector | 107 Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 (edited) Florida Man tends to yield funny results. Type in Florida Man then your birthday. Fun little game to try with people. "Florida man rides manatee, dares police to arrest him, gets arrested." https://theweek.com/speedreads/650409/florida-man-rides-manatee-dares-police-arrest-gets-arrested EDIT- I just went straight down to the submit box without reading the rest of the thread. I have been beaten to referencing a manatee. Edited November 20, 2019 by NZCollector Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ookii_risu | 206 Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 I'll give it a go. "Florida man says he's Archangel Michael, tries to set fire to 16 vehicles." https://www.wftv.com/news/what-the-florida/deputies-florida-man-says-he-s-archangel-michael-tries-to-set-fire-to-16-vehicles/934923161 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drxandy | 3,225 Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 7 hours ago, NZCollector said: Florida Man tends to yield funny results. Type in Florida Man then your birthday. Fun little game to try with people. Ok, you are absolutely right this is the highlight of my morning hahahaha The year was 2017, poor Cedrick Jelks sat on his car gun. https://www.clickorlando.com/news/2017/06/30/florida-man-sits-on-gun-shoots-self-in-penis-police-say/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew244 | 26 Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 Homeless dude in LA threw a literal bucket full of diarrhea on some chick like a week ago. https://rare.us/rare-news/homeless-man-pours-diarrhea-on-woman/ Unrelated, a 40-year-old furry dude legally changed his name to Simba Lion, constantly threatens to sue Disney for stealing his name, and more recently, after not paying rent for a couple of months, decided to shoot at some Michigan cops. He has a few speed holes in his chest now. https://www.monroenews.com/news/20191120/monroe-shooter-identified-by-msp-as-simba-lion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avatar! | 1,807 Posted November 21, 2019 Author Share Posted November 21, 2019 7 minutes ago, andrew244 said: Homeless dude in LA threw a literal bucket full of diarrhea on some chick like a week ago. https://rare.us/rare-news/homeless-man-pours-diarrhea-on-woman/ From the Article: "This is pretty terrifying, especially since homeless attacks can happen pretty much everywhere. I guess here’s your daily reminder to always look twice around the street, and run whenever you see someone coming at you with a bucket." I guess that last bit about running is supposed to be witty humor? It's really quite sad that anyone should be forced to "look twice around the street". Anyway, attacks can of course happen anywhere, but in some places you are absolutely more likely to be attacked. Last time I was in Cali a few months ago, I was constantly told by people to "watch out" for homeless. Unemployment, poverty, and lack of affordable housing are huge problems in the good ol' USA. Mental illness is also a serious issue that is not treated seriously. https://nlchp.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/Homeless_Stats_Fact_Sheet.pdf There was a time I rather wanted to move to Cali. With the crime, traffic, idiot politicians, and yes, the fact that they have no idea how to care for the burgeoning homeless population, it's not high on my to-move list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed Rothchild | 9,509 Editorials Team · Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 Florida man shoots Tetris cartridge with shotgun while wearing princess tiara Funny, that seems like an odd thing to report on... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearcat-Doug | 5,104 Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 3 minutes ago, Reed Rothchild said: Florida man shoots Tetris cartridge with shotgun while wearing princess tiara Funny, that seems like an odd thing to report on... So @skinnygrinny found a better way to get attention than cutting wrestling promos on YouTube while sucking at Excitebike? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avatar! | 1,807 Posted November 26, 2019 Author Share Posted November 26, 2019 (edited) https://kotaku.com/man-spends-1-4-million-on-game-character-which-his-fr-1840027912 Quite amazing that we live in an age when people can spend millions of dollars on a video game, and yet the median income worldwide is $10,000. Edited November 26, 2019 by avatar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ookii_risu | 206 Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 First of all, $1.4 million... I don't understand MMOs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avatar! | 1,807 Posted November 27, 2019 Author Share Posted November 27, 2019 4 hours ago, ookii_risu said: First of all, $1.4 million... I don't understand MMOs You and I both. I personally have never seen the appeal to MMOs, but to each their own. Oh, and even if you really like them, how the hell do you end up spending a million dollars???!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psychobear85 | 141 Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 Local news reporting that mother is upset at strip club for donating items to the homeless to kee the warm during winter. https://www.ktnv.com/news/las-vegas-mother-upset-by-tents-provided-to-homeless-by-local-gentlemans-club Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avatar! | 1,807 Posted December 25, 2019 Author Share Posted December 25, 2019 https://www.foxnews.com/us/miami-couple-duct-taped-banana-gift-iconic "They plan to loan and eventually gift the banana to an unspecified art museum." https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2019/dec/08/banana-artwork-that-fetched-120000-is-eaten-by-hungry-artist “This has been interesting,” said Miami Beach police captain Steven Feldman, who was called in to maintain order as the crowd swelled." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avatar! | 1,807 Posted January 9, 2020 Author Share Posted January 9, 2020 https://nypost.com/2020/01/07/florida-woman-arrested-for-threatening-to-get-mcdonalds-sauce-by-any-means-necessary/ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MachineCode | 159 Posted January 9, 2020 Share Posted January 9, 2020 3 hours ago, avatar! said: https://nypost.com/2020/01/07/florida-woman-arrested-for-threatening-to-get-mcdonalds-sauce-by-any-means-necessary/ If I looked like her I could have easily gotten the sauce without paying the $0.25 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avatar! | 1,807 Posted January 9, 2020 Author Share Posted January 9, 2020 I have to agree, that is a nice mugshot... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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