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____Im new my name is joel please welcome me! im a new collector and want to trade or buy Hey my name is joel and I am new to VideoGameSage I am a collector of gameboy and nes and snes. I would love for some advice and would loved to be welcomed. thanks so much and please feel free to contact me for any game trades or any sales. thanks and let me know \> hey joel, you are NOT welcomed here. go back where you came from! haha just kidding. how big of a collection do you have, and what do you have available for trade? Check out the forums and post some collection pics or just browse around. welcome to the best nintendo site around! \> Hello Joel. Welcome to NA. I am fairly new here myself, but I have already become quite comfortable. There are some pretty decent people around here. They keep it retro around here. I wouldn't go asking for any more man-love around here though. You just might get more than you bargained for. srh201 already has his ruler out \> Welcome to NA \> i got the vaseline and rope ready! you just let me know a time and place! ...as for the ruler... 7.5" haha \> Hey Joel. Some advice to start - don't pay any attention to these jokers We've got a great free price guide and e-Zine (magazine) that we release each month (in fact I'm working on it this afternoon!) and there's also an incomparable games database that you can search through right from the front page. If you need some information a good place to start is to search through old posts in the forums, but you can always just make a post if you're stuck! \> welcome \> welcome to the forum joel \> Welcome to NA, Joel. Hope you'll enjoy the site \> Welcome to NintendoAge Joel... This is a great place to trade, learn, and do all things NES, and Nintendo.. I don't think you will find a better community of collectors, gamers, and people who generally love the NES. \> You know what they say about dudes with big rulers!!!! ( They have small penises) \> ^^ haha, i got the pics to prove otherwise... and the funniest thing about that statement is the fact that you all know i am not joking! haha. also, there will be an addition to the babe thread next week at some point. EDIT: we are probably giving joel the impression that we are all a bunch of freaks in this community. joel, we arent ALL freaks. there has to be 2 or 3 normal people on this site! \> Oh, I though that was you in the pic trying to turn us all on \> welcome to NA yo! \> check out my new avatar. my girl bought a bathing suit this weekend, so i decided to squeeze my fat ass into it. it was size small. i am 6'2" 220lbs... needless to say, it was a tight fit! but NOW my avatar is me trying to turn you on! EDIT: after looking at that avatar, damn, i am one sexy beast! \> I'm blindjkgklhglvlsdkn \> ^^ haha, no, you would be blind if i put the actual sized picture up here, which clearly shows my balls starting to come out of the bottom of that bathing suit! haha! \> Now I'm sick too......... 8. \> nah, you would be sick if i showed you the other picture which shows the front of the bikini! \> It looks like you have a tramp stamp in that pick Seth!! \> ^^ hey chad, i think thats just my ass crack! haha! i pulled the bikini up as high as it would go in the back. my ass was wayyyyyyy more out before i did that! also, if i wasnt bending over in that pic, you could see at least another inch of crack! hahahaha \> This has cracked me up all night at work. Mostly the speed of which you posted it, hahaha! You are one vile dude.....and just to let you know I'm still not feeling well. \> I thought maybe it was just your Gooch hair. \> my job has me by a computer all day long, so i can post really quickly! haha. the sad thing is that today, i was on vacation, but i was still online all day and on conference calls and speaking to my staff telling them what to do, so essentially, i was working today, but took a vacation day to do it! gotta love it! haha. im glad i could make some people laugh... and hopefully throw up a little! \> chad, the ONLY hair on my body is on my forearms, legs, and head, so it definitely wasnt that! hahahahahah, damn, this poor thread has turned into a TMI about seth thread! \> My god.....people have to listen to you?! So you were getting paid to wear women's clothes...I guess it's a good thing they can't see under the desk \> hahahahaha, yes, i am a senior in my firm, and i have 2 staff under me on my current engagement. no no, the pictures were from this past weekend. i didnt take them today. just to make you sick a little more, i was sitting in my living room on the couch naked all day. haha. no lie! EDIT: note that you will never see my face on any of these pictures, nor will you find these pictures on my laptop, so these may not even be me! hint: if you check my flash drive, you may find some pictures! haha \> Right.........So, about those nintendo games......... BTW, Joel has already set fire to his computer to erase any memory of this \> What are they other boys in underware that you are taking pics of Seth? \> He did mention that he had 2 people working under him. \> actually, i make them sit there and take pictures of me all day long. the person who throws up the LEAST amount of times from 9-5 is the winner and i give him a free cib game. today, the winner only threw up 14 times. i handed out a cib bible buffet so he could go home, play it, pray, and try to forget about the horrible horrible things that he witnessed from 9-5. he will be back tomorrow though! they allllllllllways come back! muahahaha! mike sold his collection to make money. i am giving mine away to people who can stand the sight of a big dude in a small bikini without vomiting! hahahahahahha. and, joel, this is the craziest thread i have ever seen. i love it. thank you joel! \> Hahahaha! He beat me then. I bet you gave them a raise too. \> haha, they dont get paid! they do it because they love seeing this: \> check out that ball skin there on the left! hahahahaha, okay, its past midnight here. i need to end this thread for the night! enjoy enjoy, bitches! \> I was gonna say the same, but now I will have nightmares......should have quit while I was ahead. \> I clicked on this thread 1 too many times........ \> Boy, you can say that again. \> hahahahhahahahahahhahaha i never actually laugh out loud while i am sitting at the computer, and for some reason, chad, your comment made me do that! haha. congrats, you get to be my next photographer! hahahahah. peace, ya'll! \> HAHAHA! Better you than me Chad. Thanks for the laugh guys. \> LOL i think this is the worst welcoming ever! \> I find it HILARIOUS that Joel hasn't come back to his own welcome thread. Cross one off the member list. Way to go Seth. \> Way to go guys!! \> NA members are like deer, if you dont knock a few out, the community will get overpopulated. who really wants someone with a name like "joel" in this community anyway? i think i did a service to the community here, so consider this my one instance of yearly community service and giving back to the community! (joel, if you read this, i (of course) am joking) but anyway, i think it's awesome that he hasnt returned to his welcome thread! haha \> welcome to the forum. \> I am currently using your pic to ward off evil spirits........It wards off pretty much everything else too. \> joel, my dearest friend, where have you gone? \> Damn you scared him off quick seth... LOL \> I am pretty sure its all your fault. Hell I probably wouldnt have come back either. He probably invited his parents to see his welcome thread or something and they ended up blocking this site altogether after seeing your nakedness. Either that or it was mistaken for a gay porn site \> ^^ wouldn't that be awesome if that actually did happen? hahahahhaha he hasnt been back since 3 days after posting his "welcome me" thread. poor guy. \> More like a month! \> no no no, what i said was that he visited 3 days after posting this thread, but hasnt been back ever since \> You looked at his profile? Shame on you! \> i was quite interested in him. he seemed like a rather nice fellow! i miss him... i think he was my one true love! \> Maybe he died? \> we can only hope so! hahaha, i kid, i kid (pronounced "keeed" like that obscene dog comedian)! \> You mean Triumph? \> This thread/welcome is a mockery!!!! \> yep yep, triumph the comic insulting dog! haha and matt, yep, yep, a total mockery. thats why its so much fun and finally, at this pace, i will hit 1000 posts by the end of the week! boo yah! \> i feel it is only right to dedicate my 1000th post to my dear friend, joel, who passed away over a month ago. he was on his iphone in his car, saw the partial ballskin i posted in his welcome thread, was blinded, and ran into a drug dealer trying to sell dope to kids. RIP joel! rot in hell, drug dealer! \> That is a worthy dedication for your 1000th post. I think he went into a ballskin induced coma that he hasn't yet recovered from. I may ressurect it for mine as well. \> We should turn this into a "posting milestone" thread in honor of dearly departed Joel. Themotherbrain can post his 1000th here, I'll come back for my 2000th... Joel would have wanted it that way. \> and i will co0me back for my 2000th as well i miss you joel!!! \> I'm sure he does not miss your Nut Sack. \> haha, on the contrary, i think he is out searching for me right now. the sack was mesmerizing! \> Agreed, Aaron. We should definitely do that. This will forever be my milestone thread. I will need to think of a proper dedication as I have no ballsack photos. And no, I don't want any of yours Seth. \> Has anyone PMd him and see if he responds? \> He hasn't logged in in quite some time to check PMs. \> Yea I just checked, he probably checked the first two page according to his log time and then said, THESE ARE FUCKIN RETARDS, and left I mean just reread the first two pages, we werent exactly showing high intelligence \> Agreed, but it was f'n funny as hell at the time. \> haha, actually this intro thread is probably one of the longest threads in this section. intro threads dont usually last this long! poor joel! \> I can't help it. I am concerned about Joel's well being. \> Joel, wherever you may be, whatever you may be doing, we miss you terribly and hope you're in a better place. I'm using this post, in which I transform from a "lolo lord" to... whatever comes after "lolo lord", to wish you the best. Have peace, buddy. Have peace. \> (pours out a forty for our homie who is no longer with us) \> little do you all know, but after seeing my pictures and being totally turned on by them, joel came to visit me, and i chained him up in my basement like sloth in goonies. i then gave him a lobotomy and am in the process of teaching him how to fight. i put a collar on him and am attempting to make a real-life "danny the dog" (that was the original title of jet li's "unleashed"). \> Seth, I didn't think you had a basement?