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The Grinch

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  1. And that morning as The Grinch looked down As he looked down from the mountain to the Sages of Sage-town He did see narry a tear, narry a frown Narry a frown as he looked all around The Sages were happy the Sages were singing The tooters were toot-tooting And bells ring-a-dinging Despite all his efforts Christmas still came So he tossed his ill-gotten tickets And The Grinch re-ran the game He again spun the big wheel Wondering who'd win the cart And as it settled The Grinch gave a shout Congratulations to @ndsnfr
  2. You besmirch The Grinch's name so Compared to one so tacky and with such witless sass The Grinch is a force to be reckoned Deeply offending with the classiest of class Yet I am pleased beyond words with the Vega of Black His Christmas is ruined and his attitude smacks The prize he doesn't want And he knows where to stick it Despite all his effort The Grinch gets an extra ticket! So you all can thank the BlackVega Blame him as the reason For The Grinch has won! And I'll see you next season! The Grinch Wins!!
  3. Ooh! You cheaters! You stinks! You overstuffed rats! You fattened up finks! How? How! HOW! HOW?! How dare you try to out grinch The Grinch?! Yet I won't waiver I won't flinch I'll still steal that cart! And the stealing will be a cinch!
  4. Ah! A true Grinch after my own cold black heart As Grinchy a Grinch as this Grinch it may seem Worry not, we'll get those Sages Climb aboard the win Win WINNINGEST team!
  5. My strategy is not to be the best And you may not yet be beaten But that cart I will win By stealin' and cheatin'!
  6. You sages with your incessant poking and prodding With your time-of-the-season hooping and hopping! It's all too much and you celebrate too easy Turning my stomach and making me queasy Well you had better stay alert And you better take pause When you hop up on the lap Of your dEaR SaNTa cLaUse Because this old Grinch is up for the chore And when you see old Santy... Be careful what you wish for!
  7. With that paltry score There's no way I won't win Keep up the "great work" And for certain I'm a shoe-in!
  8. Down, I will go On in to VGS-town To best all of your scores And make you all look like clowns
  9. The Grinch is back This year I will win And steal all of your raffle tickets Much to your collective chagrin Yes, I will steal your tickets And that Xmas cart will be mine And when the contest is over I will have ruined your VGS Christmastime!
  10. Thank you all for playing And now The Grinch must depart But one final update To declare WHO won the cart... Congratulations, @NESfiend I'll send an IM to finish the deal And once the gift has been received The identity of The Grinch shall be revealed
  11. One final update for Grinch on Christmas day One final stab at being mean You've got one more shot One more chance One more attempt to be seen All you gotta do Is beat my 118
  12. The Grinch loves eggs And suckers, I've had a few But the SUCKINGEST sucker who ever sucked Is nobody other than you
  13. No one has more self loathing than The Grinch! And in two day's time I will prevail My will is iron clad There is no way that I will fail! Ha! You update none too often And your distance is all too few The Grinch will not be bested By a LOSER such as YOU
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