Tabonga | 2,317 Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 (edited) There is a candidate for the 5th Congressional District Republican primary who is trying to take advantage of vague phrasing in Colorado election laws. His name is Dave Williams and he wants to add "Let's Go Brandon" as a nickname to his listing on the primary ballot - so it would read as Dave 'Let's Go Brandon' Williams. The Secretary of State is Democrat and has rejected the ballot listing so Williams is suing in court since Colorado law allows nicknames to be on the ballot as long as they don't include the name of a party. Complicating the matter is that a Colorado school board candidate was recently allowed to list his name as "Blake 'No Mandates' Law". So we all be waiting with (insert sarcasm emoticon) baited breath for this silly non-issue (IMHO anyway) to work its way through the courts. Edited April 21, 2022 by Tabonga 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tulpa | 3,491 Posted April 23, 2022 Share Posted April 23, 2022 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabonga | 2,317 Posted April 23, 2022 Share Posted April 23, 2022 6 minutes ago, Tulpa said: Well no wonder - he should have ordered the neopolitan version. Or maybe the chocolate. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabonga | 2,317 Posted April 23, 2022 Share Posted April 23, 2022 We have black ice in Colorado in the winter - this ain't it! https://www.mlive.com/news/kalamazoo/2022/03/van-drives-into-wet-cement-in-kalamazoo.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tanooki | 4,932 Posted April 23, 2022 Share Posted April 23, 2022 16 hours ago, Tabonga said: Well no wonder - he should have ordered the neopolitan version. Or maybe the chocolate. Guy probably should have dropped a tab of something beyond drinking, just that little edge would have suddenly made that taste all the same as a real one, depending on the dollar tree quality peddler of random cheap treats. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabonga | 2,317 Posted April 23, 2022 Share Posted April 23, 2022 2 hours ago, Tanooki said: Guy probably should have dropped a tab of something beyond drinking, just that little edge would have suddenly made that taste all the same as a real one, depending on the dollar tree quality peddler of random cheap treats. He could throw it in the pool and have an ice cream float......... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avatar! | 1,808 Posted April 24, 2022 Author Share Posted April 24, 2022 630.45g of gold was concealed inside his wig & rectum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avatar! | 1,808 Posted April 26, 2022 Author Share Posted April 26, 2022 Just read about this, pretty cool, law enforcement is using "robo deer" to catch poachers 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabonga | 2,317 Posted April 26, 2022 Share Posted April 26, 2022 (edited) 1 hour ago, avatar! said: Just read about this, pretty cool, law enforcement is using "robo deer" to catch poachers Plus Bucky can be used as one of Santa's reindeer in a Christmas display. Edited April 26, 2022 by Tabonga 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabonga | 2,317 Posted April 27, 2022 Share Posted April 27, 2022 The latest in home defense! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tanooki | 4,932 Posted April 27, 2022 Share Posted April 27, 2022 Lucky it was scratches, usually they love nuts. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabonga | 2,317 Posted April 27, 2022 Share Posted April 27, 2022 12 minutes ago, Tanooki said: Lucky it was scratches, usually they love nuts. Here is an interesting character from the Old West - she was known as Squirrel Tooth Alice (she actually kept prairie dogs but the name is explained in the article). https://truewestmagazine.com/squirrel-tooth-alice/ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabonga | 2,317 Posted April 28, 2022 Share Posted April 28, 2022 *Starts singing* "If you like piña coolattas...." https://news.yahoo.com/police-unruly-dunkin-customer-berates-234234143.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tulpa | 3,491 Posted April 28, 2022 Share Posted April 28, 2022 https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-hereford-worcester-60988695 Lamb chops stuffed in car exhaust in Herefordshire meat attack Lamb chops were stuffed into a car's exhaust pipe during an attack on homes that used raw meat as projectiles. Another vehicle was left with a chicken drumstick hanging from a wheel rim. Police say eggs were also thrown when the two properties were targeted with meaty cuts in Herefordshire that left one car looking more like a butcher's grinder. It happened at about 21:30 BST on Saturday in Credenhill, near Hereford, the West Mercia force said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estil | 1,264 Posted April 28, 2022 Share Posted April 28, 2022 (edited) 13 minutes ago, Tulpa said: https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-hereford-worcester-60988695 Lamb chops stuffed in car exhaust in Herefordshire meat attack Lamb chops were stuffed into a car's exhaust pipe during an attack on homes that used raw meat as projectiles. Another vehicle was left with a chicken drumstick hanging from a wheel rim. Police say eggs were also thrown when the two properties were targeted with meaty cuts in Herefordshire that left one car looking more like a butcher's grinder. It happened at about 21:30 BST on Saturday in Credenhill, near Hereford, the West Mercia force said. No! Not poor little Lamb Chop! Edited April 28, 2022 by Estil 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabonga | 2,317 Posted April 28, 2022 Share Posted April 28, 2022 1 hour ago, Tulpa said: https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-hereford-worcester-60988695 Lamb chops stuffed in car exhaust in Herefordshire meat attack Lamb chops were stuffed into a car's exhaust pipe during an attack on homes that used raw meat as projectiles. Another vehicle was left with a chicken drumstick hanging from a wheel rim. Police say eggs were also thrown when the two properties were targeted with meaty cuts in Herefordshire that left one car looking more like a butcher's grinder. It happened at about 21:30 BST on Saturday in Credenhill, near Hereford, the West Mercia force said. If those lambchops were stuffed in tightly they would have disabled the vehicle. It is an old trick to jam a potato in the tailpipe. Then the cylinders in the engine block can't move since the air can't escape from them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabonga | 2,317 Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 She probably was running late for her appointment and was upset because of that: https://news.yahoo.com/douglasville-police-looking-woman-shot-022332647.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabonga | 2,317 Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 On 4/21/2022 at 7:12 AM, Tabonga said: There is a candidate for the 5th Congressional District Republican primary who is trying to take advantage of vague phrasing in Colorado election laws. His name is Dave Williams and he wants to add "Let's Go Brandon" as a nickname to his listing on the primary ballot - so it would read as Dave 'Let's Go Brandon' Williams. The Secretary of State is Democrat and has rejected the ballot listing so Williams is suing in court since Colorado law allows nicknames to be on the ballot as long as they don't include the name of a party. Complicating the matter is that a Colorado school board candidate was recently allowed to list his name as "Blake 'No Mandates' Law". So we all be waiting with (insert sarcasm emoticon) baited breath for this silly non-issue (IMHO anyway) to work its way through the courts. Just an update - the Colorado Supreme Court ruled that he could not add "Let's Go Brandon" as a nickname. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tulpa | 3,491 Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 (edited) https://www.yahoo.com/news/deceased-train-driver-japan-awarded-000813746.html Deceased train driver in Japan awarded 45 cents after his pay was deducted for 1-minute delay in 2020 Edited May 3, 2022 by Tulpa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabonga | 2,317 Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 Who ya gonna call??? https://news.yahoo.com/man-tries-absurd-disguise-elude-112420070.html 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabonga | 2,317 Posted May 7, 2022 Share Posted May 7, 2022 A cornucopia of cretinous crooks: https://news.yahoo.com/dumbest-crooks-sc-police-department-144618011.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabonga | 2,317 Posted May 7, 2022 Share Posted May 7, 2022 This is certainly an odd case - but I think it is really ridiculous to hold the car owner at fault here. https://news.yahoo.com/michigan-car-owner-sued-jeep-075228792.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avatar! | 1,808 Posted May 7, 2022 Author Share Posted May 7, 2022 4 hours ago, Tabonga said: This is certainly an odd case - but I think it is really ridiculous to hold the car owner at fault here. https://news.yahoo.com/michigan-car-owner-sued-jeep-075228792.html That's ridiculous. Maybe the car dealership should be sued for theft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabonga | 2,317 Posted May 9, 2022 Share Posted May 9, 2022 Self service justice? https://news.yahoo.com/jcpenney-robber-foiled-shoppers-step-170309405.html 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avatar! | 1,808 Posted May 13, 2022 Author Share Posted May 13, 2022 The woman crashed into the man’s car on Santa Ana Canyon Road, but lost control of her vehicle, which rolled over, police said. She was ejected and killed in the crash. Her boyfriend suffered minor injuries, police said. Drugs or alcohol do not appear to be involved. On Sunday, the Orange County Coroner’s Office identified the woman as Didiana Lomeli of Anaheim, according to MyNewsLA. Wisdom From the Ages: Don't date crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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