mbd39 | 2,020 Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 Doritos and Cheetos are both good, just don't touch a NES controller while snacking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearcat-Doug | 5,104 Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 3 minutes ago, mbd39 said: Doritos and Cheetos are both good, just don't touch a NES controller while snacking. That's what pretzels are for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murray | 2,447 Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 45 minutes ago, docile tapeworm said: almost. if it wasnt for rules i have to follow at work... that would be a beer. Are you using a broken piece of styrofoam cup as an eating utensil? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearcat-Doug | 5,104 Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 1 minute ago, Murray said: Are you using a broken piece of styrofoam cup as an eating utensil? I'm glad that I'm not the only one that was thinking it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docile tapeworm | 4,198 Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 8 minutes ago, Murray said: Are you using a broken piece of styrofoam cup as an eating utensil? 6 minutes ago, Bearcat-Doug said: I'm glad that I'm not the only one that was thinking it. git her done! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docile tapeworm | 4,198 Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 13 minutes ago, mbd39 said: Doritos and Cheetos are both good, just don't touch a NES controller while snacking. 9 minutes ago, Bearcat-Doug said: That's what pretzels are for. im feeling a little share bear'ish. a bag of cheetos will (after wiped off on pants) will leave a perfect amount of lunrication for your thumbs to slide... glide even across the d pad and a+b buttons... shooter game chronicles. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearcat-Doug | 5,104 Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 3 minutes ago, docile tapeworm said: git her done! Is that a pork chop? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbd39 | 2,020 Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 1 minute ago, docile tapeworm said: im feeling a little share bear'ish. a bag of cheetos will (after wiped off on pants) will leave a perfect amount of lunrication for your thumbs to slide... glide even across the d pad and a+b buttons... shooter game chronicles. Cheeto strats! Does a particular variety work best, such as flaming hot? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murray | 2,447 Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 Just now, docile tapeworm said: git her done! Too weird to live and too rare to die. Never change man. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docile tapeworm | 4,198 Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 Just now, Bearcat-Doug said: Is that a pork chop? tenderloin even. you know im fancy! heres your one chance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearcat-Doug | 5,104 Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 1 minute ago, docile tapeworm said: im feeling a little share bear'ish. a bag of cheetos will (after wiped off on pants) will leave a perfect amount of lunrication for your thumbs to slide... glide even across the d pad and a+b buttons... shooter game chronicles. That's better than what @bertsampson uses Cheetos dust to lubricate. He wipes it off inside his pants first. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearcat-Doug | 5,104 Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 1 minute ago, Murray said: Too weird to live and too rare to die. Never change man. One of God's own prototypes. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearcat-Doug | 5,104 Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 1 minute ago, docile tapeworm said: tenderloin even. you know im fancy! heres your one chance! That's a different kind of fancy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docile tapeworm | 4,198 Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 5 minutes ago, mbd39 said: Cheeto strats! Does a particular variety work best, such as flaming hot? i think og crunchy for verticle scroll and og puffed for hirizontal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearcat-Doug | 5,104 Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 Why do the contest threads always go sideways on Wednesday afternoons? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbd39 | 2,020 Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 Puffed vs crunchy is an interesting debate in itself. I can't decide. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docile tapeworm | 4,198 Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 7 minutes ago, Murray said: Never change man. there must be something to this. ive been told this more than once in my life.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docile tapeworm | 4,198 Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 Just now, mbd39 said: Puffed vs crunchy is an interesting debate in itself. I can't decide. i think the meaning of life lies inside the answer to this question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearcat-Doug | 5,104 Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 1 minute ago, mbd39 said: Puffed vs crunchy is an interesting debate in itself. I can't decide. Puffs if I have to pick one. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearcat-Doug | 5,104 Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 (edited) 2 minutes ago, docile tapeworm said: there must be something to this. ive been told this more than once in my life.... Well it beats people asking "What's wrong with you?" all of the time. Not that I've heard that before. Edited August 5, 2020 by Bearcat-Doug 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docile tapeworm | 4,198 Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 Just now, Bearcat-Doug said: Well that beats people asking "What's wrong with you?" all of the time. i get that one too! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murray | 2,447 Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 Going with puffs also. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearcat-Doug | 5,104 Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 Just now, docile tapeworm said: i get that one too! lol It's 50/50 for me. Usually the ones that tell me to never change are drunk stoners that look like Jesus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearcat-Doug | 5,104 Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 Nothing beats the wisdom you pick up at a dive bar on a weekday afternoon. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docile tapeworm | 4,198 Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 3 minutes ago, Bearcat-Doug said: Why do the contest threads always go sideways on Wednesday afternoons? i used to live with a guy named "A" (that was his real name). that was my blood brother we used to do everything together. dude would get wasted! he ran into a stop sign riding his bike one time and f his face up. we disnt have a car. i was riding my bike home from work one night and i hear this like moaning coming out of the mangroves... "A"'s hobo girlfriend who lived on a derilict boat was anchored bear by. so i kinda knew it might be him. i crawled into the mangroves and sure as shit he is laying there wasted crying and talking nonsence. im like dude wtf happen buddy lol! he starts up about whatever and im like dude i cant lay here with you right now i got way to much weed on me i gotta ride to the house and ill come back for you. so i go and drop off the weed and roll a fatty blunt and grab a couplr beers from the apartment. ride back to the mangroves and lay with my boy brouggt him a blunt and a beer. he told me he loved me that night "you came back" he said. course i did brother lets crawl outta here. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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