arch_8ngel | 1,597 Posted October 25, 2019 Share Posted October 25, 2019 23 hours ago, captmorgandrinker said: Sit but I give 'er a last one standing up just to be sure Once I was post-puberty and my frame was adult-sized and big enough to cover a toilet seat... I don't understand how the ergonomics of wiping WHILE sitting could work for an adult. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captmorgandrinker | 1,649 Administrator · Posted October 25, 2019 Share Posted October 25, 2019 4 minutes ago, arch_8ngel said: Once I was post-puberty and my frame was adult-sized and big enough to cover a toilet seat... I don't understand how the ergonomics of wiping WHILE sitting could work for an adult. You scoot up to wipe. Or sit backwards so you can set your sandwich and apple on the back part while you launch your sewer pickle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RegularGuyGamer | 2,011 Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 6 hours ago, arch_8ngel said: Once I was post-puberty and my frame was adult-sized and big enough to cover a toilet seat... I don't understand how the ergonomics of wiping WHILE sitting could work for an adult. You stand to wipe? I have so many questions.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VGD | 72 Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 On 10/24/2019 at 4:31 PM, DoctorEncore said: I love this thread. But more importantly, do you stand or sit to wipe after making a poo? Stand. I use my spare stadium events manual manual to get any stragglers 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m308gunner | 352 Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 6 hours ago, arch_8ngel said: Once I was post-puberty and my frame was adult-sized and big enough to cover a toilet seat... I don't understand how the ergonomics of wiping WHILE sitting could work for an adult. But this is... what?... But you're... I always assumed... I'm trying to understand... VGS was a mistake! We shouldn't have done this!! WHAT IS HAPPENING!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OptOut | 8,881 Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 I once tried to clean my legs and feet in the shower and I almost died. Never again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arch_8ngel | 1,597 Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 9 hours ago, RegularGuyGamer said: You stand to wipe? I have so many questions.. I mean, you kind of squat-stand so that you can lean forward and have full access. You don't stand up straight-legged. But staying seated, I just don't get the ergonomics of sticking your hand behind your butt and below seat height. And I am a fairly thin guy. Seems fundamentally impossible that an overweight person could manage it seated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arch_8ngel | 1,597 Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 (edited) 8 hours ago, m308gunner said: But this is... what?... But you're... I always assumed... I'm trying to understand... VGS was a mistake! We shouldn't have done this!! WHAT IS HAPPENING!!! I don't understand your comment The method isn't to stand straight legged. it is a sort of a just barely standing position. Just enough to have butt off the seat and have good wipe-to-the-back access. otherwise if you just slide forward your junk is on the seat. And if you slide back you are wiping to the front. edit: this is like the old na thread about dealing with morning wood...I never understood the sitting to pee first thing because that puts your dick in contact with the bowl... Edited October 26, 2019 by arch_8ngel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m308gunner | 352 Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 2 hours ago, arch_8ngel said: I don't understand your comment The method isn't to stand straight legged. it is a sort of a just barely standing position. Just enough to have butt off the seat and have good wipe-to-the-back access. otherwise if you just slide forward your junk is on the seat. And if you slide back you are wiping to the front. edit: this is like the old na thread about dealing with morning wood...I never understood the sitting to pee first thing because that puts your dick in contact with the bowl... Not much to understand honestly You just exploded my understanding and assumptions of something I have taken for granted for 40+ years, which wouldn't have happened if VGS had come into existence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captmorgandrinker | 1,649 Administrator · Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 2 hours ago, arch_8ngel said: I mean, you kind of squat-stand so that you can lean forward and have full access. You don't stand up straight-legged. But staying seated, I just don't get the ergonomics of sticking your hand behind your butt and below seat height. And I am a fairly thin guy. Seems fundamentally impossible that an overweight person could manage it seated. SO WHO'S THE FREAK NOW???!?!?!?!??!?! I am, well, not a fairly thin guy. I think I do something similar to you, just I end up staying on the bowl instead of what sounds like your hover method. There's leaning involved. Do you really want a video? That might be a hard sell to getting the wife to capture it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arch_8ngel | 1,597 Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 4 minutes ago, captmorgandrinker said: SO WHO'S THE FREAK NOW???!?!?!?!??!?! I am, well, not a fairly thin guy. I think I do something similar to you, just I end up staying on the bowl instead of what sounds like your hover method. There's leaning involved. Do you really want a video? That might be a hard sell to getting the wife to capture it. Ha! Yeah it is sort of a low hover to guarantee enough space that neither my hand or my unit is making contact with the toilet. And I have both an elongated bowl and round bowl (old house with a space constrained second bathroom) in the house, so I have experience with how much clearance exists in either case. I just have a hard time imagining how, even with an elongated bowl, any man with at least a normal sized pelvis can sit and wipe without either putting their junk on the front of the seat or rubbing their hand and arm against the back of the seat. Maybe there is some brand of oversized toilet seat I am not familiar with that makes this possible. Or maybe other people simply find it less problematic to have their junk all over toilet seats during the wiping process Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captmorgandrinker | 1,649 Administrator · Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 1 minute ago, arch_8ngel said: Ha! Yeah it is sort of a low hover to guarantee enough space that neither my hand or my unit is making contact with the toilet. And I have both an elongated bowl and round bowl (old house with a space constrained second bathroom) in the house, so I have experience with how much clearance exists in either case. I just have a hard time imagining how, even with an elongated bowl, any man with at least a normal sized pelvis can sit and wipe without either putting their junk on the front of the seat or rubbing their hand and arm against the back of the seat. Maybe there is some brand of oversized toilet seat I am not familiar with that makes this possible. Or maybe other people simply find it less problematic to have their junk all over toilet seats during the wiping process At home, I don't care if my junk is on the seat. In public I do though. Imagine scooching forward enough that your junk is free swinging (so about halfway off the seat). Then the slightly raised squat and wipe. By the time I'm ready to wipe there's no further piss danger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pats1717 | 62 Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 On 10/24/2019 at 4:41 PM, captmorgandrinker said: (raises hand) Unless they're dirty, I generally only scrub to about the knees. Yeah only mowing the lawn or outdoor activities that I was wearing shorts for would require a leg wash. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theirontoupee | 41 Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 Gotta get the flesh crust off some how! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Link | 2,708 Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 I do, ’cause when you shave your legs … the shaving cream is like soap, right? I kind of always shave my legs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docile tapeworm | 4,194 Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 15 minutes ago, Link said: I do, ’cause when you shave your legs … the shaving cream is like soap, right? I kind of always shave my legs. I see your truueeee colors shining through Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Link | 2,708 Posted October 27, 2019 Share Posted October 27, 2019 (edited) 15 hours ago, arch_8ngel said: Yeah it is sort of a low hover to guarantee enough space that neither my hand or my unit is making contact with the toilet. And I have both an elongated bowl and round bowl (old house with a space constrained second bathroom) in the house, so I have experience with how much clearance exists in either case. I just have a hard time imagining how, even with an elongated bowl, any man with at least a normal sized pelvis can sit and wipe without either putting their junk on the front of the seat or rubbing their hand and arm against the back of the seat. Maybe there is some brand of oversized toilet seat I am not familiar with that makes this possible. Or maybe other people simply find it less problematic to have their junk all over toilet seats during the wiping process dude. Way too much thought into this. I know that’s like, your thing. But just lean forward and reach back. That’s already more anatomically explicit than I care to get in this venue, but I’ll just say the fulcrum principal should take care of your objection here. Edited October 27, 2019 by Link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docile tapeworm | 4,194 Posted October 27, 2019 Share Posted October 27, 2019 (edited) 7 hours ago, Link said: dude. Way too much thought into this. I know that’s like, your thing. But just lean forward and reach back. That’s already more anatomically explicit than I care to get in this venue, but I’ll just say the fulcrum principal should take care of your objection here. although I’m with @arch_8ngel being like “how the hell do you wipe your ass sitting down?”. The fulcrum thing (like a sea saw right?) is more understandable. But if your not coming off the seat at all?... uhh how many times do you get toilet water on your hand? disclaimer: explicit explanation on the way. i do a half stand up (so any remaining doesn’t smudge all around) keeping my knees bent like I’m on a surfboard. I even yell out “cowabunga” or “radical” after a good wipe. Edited October 27, 2019 by skinnygrinny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoctorEncore | 3,690 Posted October 27, 2019 Share Posted October 27, 2019 While I feel a great sense of regret for derailing this thread by bringing up the topic of butt-wiping position, I feel an even greater sense of pride. Team stand-to-wipe forever! (except when there are those damn automatic flush sensors) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Link | 2,708 Posted October 27, 2019 Share Posted October 27, 2019 3 hours ago, skinnygrinny said: although I’m with @arch_8ngel being like “how the hell do you wipe your ass sitting down?”. The fulcrum thing (like a sea saw right?) is more understandable. But if your not coming off the seat at all?... uhh how many times do you get toilet water on your hand? I don’t know. This has never been even close to a problem. I am also asking how the hell. Something wrong with you guys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docile tapeworm | 4,194 Posted October 27, 2019 Share Posted October 27, 2019 40 minutes ago, Link said: I don’t know. This has never been even close to a problem. I am also asking how the hell. Something wrong with you guys as long as we’re all getting the job done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbd39 | 2,017 Posted October 27, 2019 Share Posted October 27, 2019 I always stand to wipe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nesmaster | 402 Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 After work, yes. Weekends, no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boosted52405 | 178 Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 Lmao - now this is the type of thread we'd have in NA. As for wiping positions, am I the only "freak" that wipes from the front? Such a norm for me now I never thought about it all these years, except when the VGS/NA community start discussing ha! Everyone else really reaches to the back, what??????? I'm a big fella too, so no standing up for me unless I want to facesmash the ground. As for the showering and legs/feet - you guys truly are animals if you're not washing these areas of your body - especially feet lmao. One does not have to sit down to do this, but apparently it takes some of you two hands to do it lmao. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fcgamer | 4,719 Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 Where I live there's currently a drought. So two days a week consecutively no water. That means no leg washing 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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