Tabonga | 2,533 Posted May 6, 2020 Share Posted May 6, 2020 It has always amazed me how many ways we have of saying that someone is nuts (or not terribly bright - although the two are not mutually exclusive). A couple of other examples - a few cans short of a six pack and a few fries short of a happy meal. What are some others you like or can think of? Link to comment https://www.videogamesage.com/forums/topic/3583-do-you-have-both-oars-in-the-water/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
nrslam | 495 Posted May 6, 2020 Share Posted May 6, 2020 Not the sharpest tool in the shed A taco short of a combination plate Not playing with a full deck Dumber than a bagful of hammers Nuttier than a fruitcake Link to comment https://www.videogamesage.com/forums/topic/3583-do-you-have-both-oars-in-the-water/#findComment-75605 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabonga | 2,533 Posted May 6, 2020 Author Share Posted May 6, 2020 14 minutes ago, nrslam said: Not the sharpest tool in the shed A taco short of a combination plate Not playing with a full deck Dumber than a bagful of hammers Nuttier than a fruitcake I have always liked "dumber than a box of rocks". Link to comment https://www.videogamesage.com/forums/topic/3583-do-you-have-both-oars-in-the-water/#findComment-75609 Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkchylde28 | 1,546 Posted May 6, 2020 Share Posted May 6, 2020 Not the brightest crayon in the box. Off their rocker. Not all there. Have a screw loose. Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top. One of the best I've heard is attributed to Terry Pratchett: "This guy was a nice day, a field, a couple in love, a basket of sandwiches, a bottle of wine, a cloth to sit on, and an army of ants, short of a picnic." Link to comment https://www.videogamesage.com/forums/topic/3583-do-you-have-both-oars-in-the-water/#findComment-75681 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kguillemette | 1,660 Posted May 6, 2020 Share Posted May 6, 2020 When I am having off days, I like to say I am riding the strugglebus. 1 Link to comment https://www.videogamesage.com/forums/topic/3583-do-you-have-both-oars-in-the-water/#findComment-75711 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesRobot | 6,200 Events Team · Posted May 7, 2020 Share Posted May 7, 2020 I def had some customers today that were sharp as pudding. Link to comment https://www.videogamesage.com/forums/topic/3583-do-you-have-both-oars-in-the-water/#findComment-75740 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabonga | 2,533 Posted May 7, 2020 Author Share Posted May 7, 2020 Dare I say it??? Link to comment https://www.videogamesage.com/forums/topic/3583-do-you-have-both-oars-in-the-water/#findComment-75744 Share on other sites More sharing options...
OptOut | 9,210 Posted May 7, 2020 Share Posted May 7, 2020 2 hours ago, Kguillemette said: When I am having off days, I like to say I am riding the strugglebus. This is adorable, lol! Link to comment https://www.videogamesage.com/forums/topic/3583-do-you-have-both-oars-in-the-water/#findComment-75747 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabonga | 2,533 Posted May 8, 2020 Author Share Posted May 8, 2020 On 5/6/2020 at 6:39 PM, JamesRobot said: I def had some customers today that were sharp as pudding. Let me emphasize that i was not there as a customer.................. 1 Link to comment https://www.videogamesage.com/forums/topic/3583-do-you-have-both-oars-in-the-water/#findComment-76121 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astor Reinhardt | 202 Posted May 9, 2020 Share Posted May 9, 2020 Not running on a full tank of gas. Two cards short of a full hand. Potatobrained/potatohead. Link to comment https://www.videogamesage.com/forums/topic/3583-do-you-have-both-oars-in-the-water/#findComment-76290 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MachineCode | 159 Posted May 9, 2020 Share Posted May 9, 2020 A few fries short of a happy meal Link to comment https://www.videogamesage.com/forums/topic/3583-do-you-have-both-oars-in-the-water/#findComment-76291 Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMR | 549 Posted May 9, 2020 Share Posted May 9, 2020 Not sure if this qualifies for crazy, but I've always liked "wakes up to a new world every day". Link to comment https://www.videogamesage.com/forums/topic/3583-do-you-have-both-oars-in-the-water/#findComment-76321 Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankiesomethin | 12 Posted May 9, 2020 Share Posted May 9, 2020 My dad was always fond of, "Nuttier than a shithouse rat." Kinda related, when trying to pull one over on him, he'd reply, "You think I just fell off the turnip truck?" Link to comment https://www.videogamesage.com/forums/topic/3583-do-you-have-both-oars-in-the-water/#findComment-76368 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabonga | 2,533 Posted May 9, 2020 Author Share Posted May 9, 2020 Another related one: My mother raised a lot of ugly kids but not many dumb ones.......... Link to comment https://www.videogamesage.com/forums/topic/3583-do-you-have-both-oars-in-the-water/#findComment-76369 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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