DoctorEncore | 3,690 Posted May 8, 2020 Share Posted May 8, 2020 (edited) Oops, used my last life. Legitimate score incoming! Edited May 8, 2020 by DoctorEncore 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed Rothchild | 9,510 Editorials Team · Posted May 8, 2020 Share Posted May 8, 2020 Rember 2017, when I didn't play the first half of the season? And then like a phoenix, I awoke in the 2nd half with a torrential deluge of high finishes, clawing my way to a 5th place finish? And how I took the playoffs by storm, dominating at Double Dragon and rekting mbd at Rad Racer? (and then I got dead last in the championship round, even behind gloves, but nevermind that detail) The point is I'm not doing that this time. But I'm also not above slumming my way to a postseason spot on the back of a bunch of zeros! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbd39 | 2,017 Posted May 8, 2020 Share Posted May 8, 2020 123,600 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbd39 | 2,017 Posted May 8, 2020 Share Posted May 8, 2020 At least I avoided the hall of shame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjistar | 517 Posted May 8, 2020 Share Posted May 8, 2020 7 minutes ago, mbd39 said: At least I avoided the hall of shame. Why would you want to do that? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbd39 | 2,017 Posted May 8, 2020 Share Posted May 8, 2020 (edited) 2 minutes ago, ninjistar said: Why would you want to do that? Eh, I wanted to put in some effort this week. I probably won't make top 8 either way, but still. Edited May 8, 2020 by mbd39 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjistar | 517 Posted May 8, 2020 Share Posted May 8, 2020 Just now, mbd39 said: Eh, I wanted to put in some effort this week. I probably won't make top 8 either way, but still. I'll embrace the hall of shame hahaha. It's more interesting to me than posting another mediocre score that gets me no further than the 0-point effort I posted I obviously have a "real" score. Is it worth posting? Probably not. Meh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dvertov | 205 Posted May 8, 2020 Share Posted May 8, 2020 436,400 First time participant here. So, I went from never having gotten past the volcanoes in the first stage to making it all the way to the end... and getting smashed by the f*!@$^# final door. Thank you. I think I am done with this game. 3 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docile tapeworm | 4,194 Posted May 8, 2020 Share Posted May 8, 2020 tapeworm starting to wake up...i gotta work tomorow so well see what i can do sturday night/sunday morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoctorEncore | 3,690 Posted May 8, 2020 Share Posted May 8, 2020 (edited) First weekly contest and I actually did the scoring correct this time! First score: 152,300 UPDATE 1: 192,600 And for all you goobers taking a zero, here is 3 year old Doc Jr with his score of 8800. Edited May 8, 2020 by DoctorEncore 7 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dracula | 126 Posted May 8, 2020 Share Posted May 8, 2020 4 hours ago, DoctorEncore said: First weekly contest and I actually did the scoring correct this time! UPDATE: 192,600 And for all you goobers taking a zero, here is 3 year old Doc Jr with his score of 8800. Nice one! I should see if my one month old can put up a score higher than 0. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoctorEncore | 3,690 Posted May 8, 2020 Share Posted May 8, 2020 (edited) 24 minutes ago, Kid Dracula said: Nice one! I should see if my one month old can put up a score higher than 0. Pro tip: if you just stay in the starting position and hold the fire button, you will do surprisingly well. So it's plausible! Good luck Baby Dracula! Edited May 8, 2020 by DoctorEncore 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dracula | 126 Posted May 8, 2020 Share Posted May 8, 2020 (edited) Well, he has not figured out how to press the buttons yet. Welcome our newest hall of shame member Max! Edited May 8, 2020 by Kid Dracula 7 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docile tapeworm | 4,194 Posted May 8, 2020 Share Posted May 8, 2020 @Kid Dracula i love how you have tender tapes just sprawled out on the floor like that 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docile tapeworm | 4,194 Posted May 8, 2020 Share Posted May 8, 2020 (edited) @ninjistar here you go buddy. easy easy you guys i havent had a hair cut in a while! Edited May 8, 2020 by skinnygrinny 2 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Pac | 7,513 Graphics Team · Posted May 8, 2020 Share Posted May 8, 2020 231,000 I swear I'm going to end up with carpal tunnel from button-mashing on this arcade stick, but it's hard to stop playing "just one more time" haha. I made it to the end of stage 4 for the first time, and my spirit broke when I saw that it was another volcano sub-boss. Needless to say I didn't survive very long after that. -CasualCart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjistar | 517 Posted May 8, 2020 Share Posted May 8, 2020 7 hours ago, DoctorEncore said: And for all you goobers taking a zero, here is 3 year old Doc Jr with his score of 8800. 2 hours ago, Kid Dracula said: Nice one! I should see if my one month old can put up a score higher than 0. It seems my post and score have been taken way too seriously! I'll still get as many participation points as baby Max and Doc Jr. Carry on... 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjistar | 517 Posted May 8, 2020 Share Posted May 8, 2020 2 hours ago, skinnygrinny said: @ninjistar here you go buddy. easy easy you guys i havent had a hair cut in a while! Well, one out of two ain't bad, right? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megamanfan | 72 Posted May 9, 2020 Share Posted May 9, 2020 117,500 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NESfiend | 1,514 Posted May 9, 2020 Share Posted May 9, 2020 (edited) 5 hours ago, DoctorEncore said: Pro tip: if you just stay in the starting position and hold the fire button, you will do surprisingly well. Weighing in at 33 lbs and competing in a diaper and oversized t-shirt 5 minutes before bedtime, 19 month old Paul scored 1300 points. Which is 1300 more than @ninjistar! Tried the above strategy by telling him to press the a button over and over. He seemed to get that part. He didn't get that by pressing the d pad forward, he was accelerating into them and dying. It wasn't a long game, but he killed the other guys more than they killed him. Hoped to get his profile in the photo holding the nes controller. He ran off at 100 mph as soon as I paused it. Edited May 9, 2020 by NESfiend 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadeye | 1,595 Homebrew Team · Posted May 9, 2020 Share Posted May 9, 2020 67,600 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dracula | 126 Posted May 9, 2020 Share Posted May 9, 2020 3 hours ago, CasualCart said: 231,000 I swear I'm going to end up with carpal tunnel from button-mashing on this arcade stick, but it's hard to stop playing "just one more time" haha. I made it to the end of stage 4 for the first time, and my spirit broke when I saw that it was another volcano sub-boss. Needless to say I didn't survive very long after that. -CasualCart Just stay at the very bottom directly under the point of the first volcano to not get hit. You can do it! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ausden | 323 Posted May 9, 2020 Share Posted May 9, 2020 Score: 100,700 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjistar | 517 Posted May 9, 2020 Share Posted May 9, 2020 3 hours ago, NESfiend said: Weighing in at 33 lbs and competing in a diaper and oversized t-shirt 5 minutes before bedtime, 19 month old Paul scored 1300 points. Which is 1300 more than @ninjistar! [...snip...] Hoped to get his profile in the photo holding the nes controller. He ran off at 100 mph as soon as I paused it. I seem to have a new challenger... What's his record in the ring? We can meet on the playground, near the swing sets (the blue one) for our throw-down! He is wise to run off. The fun part was over. New adventures are to be had.... RIGHT.... NOW!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubbapauls | 250 Posted May 9, 2020 Share Posted May 9, 2020 (edited) 78,300 Update: 142,300 My post-it note fell off my TV that had my name on it. Edited May 10, 2020 by Bubbapauls 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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