captmorgandrinker | 1,649 Administrator · Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 52 minutes ago, Boosted52405 said: Uh....toss her some jewelry cleaner? (would love to hear how that would end) You ever notice that the jewelry cleaner thing is just a pocket pussy with cleaning solution already in it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DefaultGen | 5,399 Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 So did she get mad at you for not getting a new necklace or what? Just ask her what kind of necklace she wants so you don't have to guess her taste (or take the other suggestion and go shopping with her). My fiancee does this all the time when it comes to old jewelry. She doesn't want expensive things but she likes that her jewelry comes "from me" even though she just tells me what to buy whenever the old stuff becomes old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MachineCode | 159 Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 2 hours ago, captmorgandrinker said: You ever notice that the jewelry cleaner thing is just a pocket pussy with cleaning solution already in it? So that’s why women complement you on how shiny and untarnished your member is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BriGuy82 | 762 Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 3 minutes ago, MachineCode said: So that’s why women complement you on how tiny and untarnished your member is Fixed that for ya. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearcat-Doug | 5,104 Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 15 minutes ago, BriGuy82 said: Fixed that for ya. I heard Mike Tyson never saw finger speed like yours. So that's your secret! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sign Collector Guy | 334 Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 Just throwing an idea out there. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sign Collector Guy | 334 Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 2 minutes ago, Bearcat-Doug said: I heard Mike Tyson never saw finger speed like yours. So that's your secret! His finger blasting is pretty well known. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearcat-Doug | 5,104 Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 Just now, Sign Collector Guy said: His finger blasting is pretty well known. Anyone that saw his Track and Field contest times knows his fingers are legendary. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BriGuy82 | 762 Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 Just now, Sign Collector Guy said: His finger blasting is pretty well known. First round knockout y'all. It's a panty dropper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BriGuy82 | 762 Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 1 minute ago, Bearcat-Doug said: Anyone that saw his Track and Field contest times knows his fingers are legendary. Just don't look at my facial expressions while I'm playing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearcat-Doug | 5,104 Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 (edited) 4 minutes ago, BriGuy82 said: First round knockout y'all. It's a panty dropper. And I still beat you by 2 seconds! Edited November 13, 2019 by Bearcat-Doug Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearcat-Doug | 5,104 Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 5 minutes ago, BriGuy82 said: Just don't look at my facial expressions while I'm playing. How do you expect me to unsee this?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BriGuy82 | 762 Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 1 minute ago, Bearcat-Doug said: And I still beat you by 2 seconds! Yeah, I need to start training for a comeback. Show you how it's done you little hoochie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BriGuy82 | 762 Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 2 minutes ago, Bearcat-Doug said: How do you expect me to unsee this?! Nailed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearcat-Doug | 5,104 Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 4 minutes ago, BriGuy82 said: Yeah, I need to start training for a comeback. Show you how it's done you little hoochie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gloves | 11,761 Administrator · Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 It's really not mind reading, it's just showing a bit of care and dedication to your partner. When she says she's hungry do you not offer her some food? If you say your back is itchy does she scratch it for you? A good marriage IMO is built on wanting one another to be happy, and looking for ways to fulfill each other's wants and needs. That said, it's unreasonable to be mad at your partner for not picking up on hints. Disappointed perhaps, but not mad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MachineCode | 159 Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 Anyone else notice that after the string of innuendo this thread got designated as “Hot” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearcat-Doug | 5,104 Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 3 minutes ago, MachineCode said: Anyone else notice that after the string of innuendo this thread got designated as “Hot” That's because @BriGuy82 made me bring the heat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MachineCode | 159 Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 So... how long you think till this thread is the topic of a Kotaku article about “Problematic Misogynistic Forums in the Video Gaming Community” and we’re all accused of being worse than Hitler? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orab Games | 97 Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 @RH pretty much nailed this down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearcat-Doug | 5,104 Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 22 minutes ago, MachineCode said: So... how long you think till this thread is the topic of a Kotaku article about “Problematic Misogynistic Forums in the Video Gaming Community” and we’re all accused of being worse than Hitler? Whenever they take it out of context. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Splain | 2,560 Editorials Team · Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 Get a note-taking app on your phone. Any time your wife says she doesn't like something, needs something, wants something, etc. make a note of it. These lists are GOLD when it's time to go birthday shopping. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OptOut | 8,881 Posted November 14, 2019 Author Share Posted November 14, 2019 Wow, really got some great advice going on in this thread, thanks guys! Truth be told, my wife wasn't actually mad. It was more like the usual kinda "you didn't get it?" type of thing. She honestly can't believe that I had no idea what she was talking about, lol. Every birthday, Christmas, Valentines day, Mother's day, you name it, I don't have any idea what she wants. She's gotten used to the fact that she literally has to explicitly tell me exactly what she wants, and either buy it online with me or coming shopping with me to make sure she gets it. I'm just bad at that sort of thing, I guess! But we've been together 10 years, married 8, and we actually have an amazingly strong relationship and overall great communication. Anyone who hangs out on the Discord chat can attest to how... devoted I am to my wife, lol! But, I guess this is just a blind spot here, I don't seem to get it when she doesn't actually SAY what she wants... As an aside I am always ruining surprises she tries to do for me, like whenever she buys me something as a surprise I always find it or mess it up by saying I don't want it anymore after she's already secretly bought it... Just surprises suck you know, I don't see the point and they don't work on me, but she likes them, eh? Try harder, ok, but I got plenty other shit to keep me busy working hard to provide for her in a million other areas of our lives. This is just another thing and in the grand scheme of things very petty. I'd rather spend my efforts working my two jobs, helping her to start our business together, looking after our kids, fixing up the house, doing laundry, cooking, keeping her satisfied in other ways... You name it, I do it! I think we'll go shopping soon anyway, as soon as we're not busy doing a million billion other things! Also, although I REALLY appreciate the advice, you guys have totally let me down here!!! I told my wife I was gonna make this poll on VGS and show her that MOST men would agree with me, that I ought to be totally innocent of any wrongdoing by not knowing what she was trying to say. And look at the poll!!! What am I gonna do now, lol, she's expecting to see the results! It was supposed to be landslide NO, lol! Come on fellas, throw me a freaking bone here! You've given me just enough rope to hang myself with, ha ha ha! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MachineCode | 159 Posted November 14, 2019 Share Posted November 14, 2019 3 hours ago, Bearcat-Doug said: Whenever they take it out of context. Zoooom!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MachineCode | 159 Posted November 14, 2019 Share Posted November 14, 2019 3 hours ago, Splain said: Get a note-taking app on your phone. Any time your wife says she doesn't like something, needs something, wants something, etc. make a note of it. These lists are GOLD when it's time to go birthday shopping. You sir are a genius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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