It has come true, one of my worst fears
Mayonnaise is coming out both of my ears
Salami is coming out of my nose
And the pile of bread coming out my butt grows
It's enough to make me twitch
I guess I'll go fix myself a sandwich.
This doesn't look right with all the stupid spacing in between the lines of poetry. Someone should fix that.
Edit: Fixed it. Thanks, Link. I would have never have thought to do that.